Posts Tagged ‘church’
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His Intentions Are Good Even If His Delivery Sucks.
Teenage Boy: Blessings on you today!
Teenage Girl: Thank you.
Teenage Boy: Yeah, I know you need ‘em.
After mass at a church in Anoka
Overheard by Guy who immediately thought that was “Overheard” material. -
So Much To Learn.
4 year old boy in bibleschool obviously upset: BUT WE’RE AMERICANS, WE DO NOT KILL PEOPLE.
suburban conservative church
Overheard by wondering about the future at stake. -
No More Heroin Before Church!
Teen girl, whispering loudly to slouched friend: Look, you can wear those ripped jeans here, but you can’t look strung out!
Slouched friend: Man, what the f–k.
Lynnhurst UCC -
It’s Time For Her To Get A Job And Learn To Be More Independent.
At a church daycare, after the service, a 20-something woman handing an infant to the parents: No offense, but she’s rather clingy.
Church
Overheard by Trying not to laugh. -
Not As Good As Toys, Though.
Little Girl: What’s abundance?
Sunday School Teacher: It means a lot of something. What has God given you in abundance?
Little Girl: Cousins!
Calvary Church
Overheard by My sister. -
Oh No, Honey, It’s Just Whiskey.
Four-year-old girl about to drink thimble-sized cup of cranberry juice during communion: Mama, is this beer?
church in New Brighton
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Decades Later, We Can’t Find A Better Stereotype.
Old Man: But isn’t it true? There are more young people than old people?
Old Woman #1: Not anymore! People stopped having so many kids.
Old Woman #2: Except for the immigrants! Thay’ve got litters of ‘em!
Downtown worship place
Overheard by Litter runt.
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