Posts Tagged ‘city center’
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I Really Mean It This Time
Guy in a group lead by a drunk girl: Are you sure this is the building?
Drunk Girl: Yeah, this is the right building. We screwed up once, we won’t screw up again. (walks face first into door frame)Minneapolis, City Center
Overheard by Homeless Mike. -
That Doesn’t Count
Man on cell phone: She called in sick? Dude, she was not sick! Maybe dope-sick.
Minneapolis, City Center, Skyway level
Overheard by sxoidmal. -
That Is Just Too Inconvenient For How I Live My Life
Woman: So, we didn’t check the restaurants to see if they had a dress code, so we couldn’t eat anywhere because you had to wear pants.
Cube farm, City Center
Overheard by sxoidmal. -
What Was The Tone?
Woman on cell phone: I just didn’t think it was very nice, how you told me to f–k off like that.
City Center
Overheard by sxoidmal. -
Imagine If They Had Root Beer!
Coworker: Candy and bagels? God, life is good.
Cube farm, City Center
Overheard by sxoidmal. -
Don’t Speak Too Loudly Or Make Sudden Movements
Woman, discussing deco of reception area: I think it should’ve been something else. Why did they go with those colors?
Man: It’s black and steel. Black and steel is classy, it looks classy.
Woman: I just think it would be better if-…
Man: If what? What would be better?
Woman: I just put my finger in my ear.
Man: (regards her)
Woman: I was, you know, trying to put my finger in my hair – like this – and it went in my ear.
City Center
Overheard by sxoidmal.
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