Posts Tagged ‘class’

  • Please Tell Me Your Secret

    Date: 2008.11.05 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Student #1, walks into class that has already started: What class is this? Did my class move?
    Student #2, who is in the other class with Student #1: That class starts at 1:00 pm; it is only 12:00 pm.
    Student #1: Huh, my clock must be off. (leaves the room)
    Student #2: Nust be nice to have no responsiblilies to not realize daylight savings happened till Mon afternoon.

    Rochester, College campus
    Overheard by The nontraditional one.

  • Hi-Tech

    Date: 2008.08.26 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Teacher (to class): Yeah, we have locks on the doors now; it’s part of our new security system.

    Coon Rapids, ARCC
    Overheard by why am i not surprised this is community college?

  • Who Knew? Oh Yeah… Everyone Else

    Date: 2008.08.20 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Girl: Apparently, the vending machine doesn’t take pennies.

    Minneapolis, Art school
    Overheard by I hope she doesn’t swallow those pennies.

  • Getting More Than Just An Education

    Date: 2008.08.15 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Professor: As you can see, I don’t take breaks so if you have to go smoke a marijuana cigarette or go have sex in the bathroom just go ahead.

    St Paul, International Marketing class
    Overheard by see ya.

  • And Those Moon Cows Love To Breed

    Date: 2008.03.19 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Community Education Teacher:  We eat more burgers in this country than there are cows on the moon.

    Edina Community Education Class
    Overheard by me.