50-something woman: That’s some pretty jazzy music.
40-something woman: That’s Skynard. Don’t you like southern rock?
50-something woman: That’s too much for me. I like Led Zepplin, though. He made some nice music.

hospital work place/ Northern MN

Very excited hospital employee to guy in wheelchair: I just dropped off your legs! They’re downstairs!

HCMC
Overheard by Sue.

Night Security Guard: We’ve got a hot admitting girl, huh? I’d drink her dirty bathwater.

Abbott Memorial Hospital
Overheard by Sleepy.