Posts Tagged ‘clinics’

• Is Baby Talk An Official Language?

  Date: 2007.01.28 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

  Pediatrician: Your husband’s from Ireland?
  Mother of Patient: Yep.
  Pediatrician: What language does he speak to your daughter at home?
  Mother of Patient: English?
  
  Children’s Clinic
  Overheard by you’re a doctor???

• Which Walgreens?

  Date: 2006.12.11 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

  Mom #1 with small infant: Girl, I heard you got yourself a job at Walgreens. Do you got a way to get me some pills for free?
  Mom #2 with two toddlers: Uh huh, girlfriend, I’m tellin ya… that’s why I’m workin’ there!
  
  Riding elevator to the clinic
  Overheard by It’s a sad, sad world.

• The Whole Way To Work?

  Date: 2006.11.30 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

  Guy #1: It’s too damn cold outside.
  Guy #2: Yeah, well it least it ain’t raining… what morning was that? Monday? I was astrogliding the whole way to work in that torrential downpour.
  Guy #1: Don’t you mean hydroplane?
  Guy #2: What?
  Guy #1: You said astroglide.
  Guy #2: I thought hydroplane was some kind of lube.
  Guy #1: Dude…
  
  outside HCMC
  Overheard by Danielle.

• Not Everyone Can Appreciate The Distinct Flavors Of Lettuce.

  Date: 2006.11.16 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

  Old man: Wait, is this romaine lettuce? (He sweeps lettuce off his plate back into the salad bar.) I won’t eat that crap. Only iceberg lettuce for me, I don’t care if it has no nutrients.
  
  Hospital cafeteria salad bar
  Overheard by Loves all greens.

• There’s A Situation You Approach Lightly.

  Date: 2006.10.28 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

  Middle aged man talking on the phone while he waits for his son having a procedure: I don’t know, Eric is back there somewhere. I think he’s having his uterus scanned.
  
  UMMC waiting room
  Overheard by anatomically confused.

• So Did That Pink Floyd Guy.

  Date: 2006.09.10 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

  50-something woman: That’s some pretty jazzy music.
  40-something woman: That’s Skynard. Don’t you like southern rock?
  50-something woman: That’s too much for me. I like Led Zepplin, though. He made some nice music.
  
  hospital work place/ Northern MN

• Downstairs, Huh? How Nice Of You…

  Date: 2006.09.06 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

  Very excited hospital employee to guy in wheelchair: I just dropped off your legs! They’re downstairs!
  
  HCMC
  Overheard by Sue.

• There’s Actually A Quart Of It In His Locker.

  Date: 2006.07.27 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

  Night Security Guard: We’ve got a hot admitting girl, huh? I’d drink her dirty bathwater.
  
  Abbott Memorial Hospital
  Overheard by Sleepy.