Posts Tagged ‘clubs’

  • Switch To Designer Labels

    Date: 2010.05.24 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Teenage girl #1: I wish being so pale wasn’t in my genes.
    Teenage girl #2: What? I don’t get it? What do your jeans have to do with how pale you are?!
    Teenage girl #1: No, not my jeans; my genes. You know, like, my generics.

    Minneapolis, Triple Rock Social Club, in line at a concert
    Overheard by a girl who’s glad her genetics aren’t generic.

  • That Didn’t Quite Work

    Date: 2010.04.20 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Guy #1, about attractive girl walking past the line of people: She’s into D&D, right, she’s gotta like metal shows and sci-fi.
    Guy #2: No way, dude, a girl like that isn’t gonna be into that stuff.
    Guy #1: Oh, she is, she just doesn’t know it yet. (guys fist bump and nod with big smiles)

    Minneapolis, in line 0utside Ground Zero Night Club
    Overheard by Akillianna.

  • All Ages Show Down

    Date: 2010.01.10 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Beefy clubber: Yo dude, that’s my girl you’re dancing with!
    Beefy clubber’s girlfriend: FUCK YOU!
    Guy dancing with clubber’s girlfriend: BOOYAH!

    St. Paul, Valentinos 16+ Stoplight Party
    Overheard by dancing bystander.

  • Going Strong!

    Date: 2009.01.06 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Man #1: So, Jen busted out of the rehab center the other day.
    Man #2: Oh yeah, I was wondering how her heroin addiction was going.

    Minneapolis, Dakota Jazz Club
    Overheard by wow.

  • Whatever Helps You Sleep At Night.

    Date: 2007.09.06 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Emo guy in tight pants: He’s totally gay. Like, really gay. He wears girls pants. I mean, I know these *look* like girls’ pants, but they’re not.

    The Rock, Maplewood
    Overheard by mine are.

  • Science, Shmience.

    Date: 2006.08.13 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Drunk buddy to girl next to him: When you think about it, isn’t time just a moment in space?

    Turf Club