Posts Tagged ‘clubs’
Teenage girl #1: I wish being so pale wasn’t in my genes.
Teenage girl #2: What? I don’t get it? What do your jeans have to do with how pale you are?!
Teenage girl #1: No, not my jeans; my genes. You know, like, my generics.
Minneapolis, Triple Rock Social Club, in line at a concert
Overheard by a girl who’s glad her genetics aren’t generic.
Guy #1, about attractive girl walking past the line of people: She’s into D&D, right, she’s gotta like metal shows and sci-fi.
Guy #2: No way, dude, a girl like that isn’t gonna be into that stuff.
Guy #1: Oh, she is, she just doesn’t know it yet. (guys fist bump and nod with big smiles)
Minneapolis, in line 0utside Ground Zero Night Club
Overheard by Akillianna.
Beefy clubber: Yo dude, that’s my girl you’re dancing with!
Beefy clubber’s girlfriend: FUCK YOU!
Guy dancing with clubber’s girlfriend: BOOYAH!
St. Paul, Valentinos 16+ Stoplight Party
Overheard by dancing bystander.
Man #1: So, Jen busted out of the rehab center the other day.
Man #2: Oh yeah, I was wondering how her heroin addiction was going.
Minneapolis, Dakota Jazz Club
Overheard by wow.
Emo guy in tight pants: He’s totally gay. Like, really gay. He wears girls pants. I mean, I know these *look* like girls’ pants, but they’re not.
The Rock, Maplewood
Overheard by mine are.
Drunk buddy to girl next to him: When you think about it, isn’t time just a moment in space?