Dorky white guy: Most people see me as just a dorky white guy. They don’t realize how ghetto I am!
Girl: MMM-hmm.

Humane Society Walk, Como Park
Overheard by Embracing my inner thug, too.

Girl #1: I told him he’d have to get me more drunk if he wanted to do that to me.
Girl #2: How long have you two been married now?
Girl #1: Almost two years.

Como Park Conservatory bathroom
Overheard by Wedding Crasher.