Posts Tagged ‘como zoo’

  • Easier To Manage

    Date: 2010.08.22 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Little boy looking at the sleeping lions at the zoo: They’re always dead.

    St. Paul, Como Zoo
    Overheard by I must resurrect every morning, then.

  • And That’s Why You’re Still Around

    Date: 2009.05.08 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Girlfriend to boyfriend:  It’s free because it’s small, stupid.

    St Paul, Como Zoo
    Overheard by jamiebn.

  • I Did!

    Date: 2009.03.16 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Girl to another girl: I don’t care what you imagined. I DIDN’T STEAL HIS UNDERWEAR!

    St. Paul, Como Zoo and Conservatory
    Overheard by Chalalala.

  • The Winner Will Be The First To Get Dumped

    Date: 2008.11.25 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Teenage guy to two guy friends: Dude, we should see who can get their girlfriend to go the longest without shaving her legs!

    St. Paul, Como Park Zoo
    Overheard by Old Guy Who’s Keeping His Girlfriend As-is.

  • That Method Is 84% Accurate

    Date: 2008.06.23 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Little boy looking at the gorillas: You can tell that one’s the dad, because he looks angry.

    Como Zoo
    Overheard by RSP.

  • Sounds Like A Codeine Overdose To Me.

    Date: 2007.07.10 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

    Girl #1: It’s so windy.
    Girl #2: I know! It’s going to storm.
    Girl #1: I don’t think so. Now they’re just saying it’s going to be windy and sunny.
    Girl #2: Ohhh.. you’re right. I see blue skin!

    Como Zoo

  • Tonight’s News Report: How Domestic Violence Is Justified.

    Date: 2007.07.03 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Overweight man to his female ‘friend’: Are you sure you want ice cream? You have to fit into that bride’s maid dress. It’s called the zoo, not the moo.

    Como Zoo / Zooper Food Court
    Overheard by Bear Lincoln.

  • Haven’t Had A Serious WTF For Awhile.

    Date: 2007.06.25 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

    Little girl to Mom regarding Orangutan holding his head like he had a headache: Why is he doing that mommy?
    Mom: Because he had too many daddy juices.

    Orangutan Exhibit at Como Zoo
    Overheard by I love hilarious reminders of our dysfunctional society.

  • Oh, I Am Looking At The Monkey.

    Date: 2007.04.26 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

    Mother: Look, it’s a monkey!
    Child: That’s not a monkey.
    Mother: Of course it is. Look at the monkey!

    Como Zoo near the Sloth exhibit
    Overheard by I weep for the future.

  • How Sweet Is The Circle Of Life?

    Date: 2007.04.25 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

    Guy #1: So they just feed them fish?
    Guy #2: Yeah. (pause) Then when the seals die, they just toss ‘em in the polar bear enclosure.

    Polar bear exhibit, Como Zoo
    Overheard by girl with the video camera.