Posts Tagged ‘como zoo’
Little boy looking at the sleeping lions at the zoo: They’re always dead.
St. Paul, Como Zoo
Overheard by I must resurrect every morning, then.
Girlfriend to boyfriend: It’s free because it’s small, stupid.
St Paul, Como Zoo
Overheard by jamiebn.
Girl to another girl: I don’t care what you imagined. I DIDN’T STEAL HIS UNDERWEAR!
St. Paul, Como Zoo and Conservatory
Overheard by Chalalala.
Teenage guy to two guy friends: Dude, we should see who can get their girlfriend to go the longest without shaving her legs!
St. Paul, Como Park Zoo
Overheard by Old Guy Who’s Keeping His Girlfriend As-is.
Little boy looking at the gorillas: You can tell that one’s the dad, because he looks angry.
Overheard by RSP.
Girl #1: It’s so windy.
Girl #2: I know! It’s going to storm.
Girl #1: I don’t think so. Now they’re just saying it’s going to be windy and sunny.
Girl #2: Ohhh.. you’re right. I see blue skin!
Overweight man to his female ‘friend’: Are you sure you want ice cream? You have to fit into that bride’s maid dress. It’s called the zoo, not the moo.
Como Zoo / Zooper Food Court
Overheard by Bear Lincoln.
Little girl to Mom regarding Orangutan holding his head like he had a headache: Why is he doing that mommy?
Mom: Because he had too many daddy juices.
Orangutan Exhibit at Como Zoo
Overheard by I love hilarious reminders of our dysfunctional society.
Mother: Look, it’s a monkey!
Child: That’s not a monkey.
Mother: Of course it is. Look at the monkey!
Como Zoo near the Sloth exhibit
Overheard by I weep for the future.
Guy #1: So they just feed them fish?
Guy #2: Yeah. (pause) Then when the seals die, they just toss ‘em in the polar bear enclosure.
Polar bear exhibit, Como Zoo
Overheard by girl with the video camera.