Little boy looking at the gorillas: You can tell that one’s the dad, because he looks angry.

Como Zoo
Overheard by RSP.

Girl #1: It’s so windy.
Girl #2: I know! It’s going to storm.
Girl #1: I don’t think so. Now they’re just saying it’s going to be windy and sunny.
Girl #2: Ohhh.. you’re right. I see blue skin!

Como Zoo

Overweight man to his female ‘friend’: Are you sure you want ice cream? You have to fit into that bride’s maid dress. It’s called the zoo, not the moo.

Como Zoo / Zooper Food Court
Overheard by Henry Montplaisir.

Little girl to Mom regarding Orangutan holding his head like he had a headache: Why is he doing that mommy?
Mom: Because he had too many daddy juices.

Orangutan Exhibit at Como Zoo
Overheard by I love hilarious reminders of our dysfunctional society.

Mother: Look, it’s a monkey!
Child: That’s not a monkey.
Mother: Of course it is. Look at the monkey!

Como Zoo near the Sloth exhibit
Overheard by I weep for the future.

Guy #1: So they just feed them fish?
Guy #2: Yeah. (pause) Then when the seals die, they just toss ‘em in the polar bear enclosure.

Polar bear exhibit, Como Zoo
Overheard by girl with the video camera.