Posts Tagged ‘como zoo’
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Easier To Manage
Little boy looking at the sleeping lions at the zoo: They’re always dead.
St. Paul, Como Zoo
Overheard by I must resurrect every morning, then. -
And That’s Why You’re Still Around
Girlfriend to boyfriend: It’s free because it’s small, stupid.
St Paul, Como Zoo
Overheard by jamiebn. -
I Did!
Girl to another girl: I don’t care what you imagined. I DIDN’T STEAL HIS UNDERWEAR!
St. Paul, Como Zoo and Conservatory
Overheard by Chalalala. -
The Winner Will Be The First To Get Dumped
Teenage guy to two guy friends: Dude, we should see who can get their girlfriend to go the longest without shaving her legs!
St. Paul, Como Park Zoo
Overheard by Old Guy Who’s Keeping His Girlfriend As-is. -
That Method Is 84% Accurate
Little boy looking at the gorillas: You can tell that one’s the dad, because he looks angry.
Como Zoo
Overheard by RSP. -
Sounds Like A Codeine Overdose To Me.
Girl #1: It’s so windy.
Girl #2: I know! It’s going to storm.
Girl #1: I don’t think so. Now they’re just saying it’s going to be windy and sunny.
Girl #2: Ohhh.. you’re right. I see blue skin!

Como Zoo -
Tonight’s News Report: How Domestic Violence Is Justified.
Overweight man to his female ‘friend’: Are you sure you want ice cream? You have to fit into that bride’s maid dress. It’s called the zoo, not the moo.

Como Zoo / Zooper Food Court
Overheard by Bear Lincoln. -
Haven’t Had A Serious WTF For Awhile.
Little girl to Mom regarding Orangutan holding his head like he had a headache: Why is he doing that mommy?
Mom: Because he had too many daddy juices.

Orangutan Exhibit at Como Zoo
Overheard by I love hilarious reminders of our dysfunctional society. -
Oh, I Am Looking At The Monkey.
Mother: Look, it’s a monkey!
Child: That’s not a monkey.
Mother: Of course it is. Look at the monkey!

Como Zoo near the Sloth exhibit
Overheard by I weep for the future. -
How Sweet Is The Circle Of Life?
Guy #1: So they just feed them fish?
Guy #2: Yeah. (pause) Then when the seals die, they just toss ‘em in the polar bear enclosure.

Polar bear exhibit, Como Zoo
Overheard by girl with the video camera.




