3rd July 2008

Close Enough For Me

Middle-aged balding man to friend as fireworks begin: Dude, I just love the plate tectonics of these fireworks.
Friend: You mean pyrotechnics?? Are you stupid?

Music in Plymouth
Overheard by powerful fireworks, indeed.

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6th June 2008

True Story

A man: Freebird!!

REM concert at the Xcel Center
Overheard by Nightswimming!!

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29th March 2008

Today’s PSA

Man: Men gotta piss all the time.

March 16th Springsteen concert, Xcel Center.
Overheard by no we don’t, get your prostate checked.

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3rd January 2008

Because Walking Is Complicated?

Drunk girl new years eve: You’re from Duluth? MY GOD!! MY boyfriend is from Grand Rapids and he wears flat shoes too!

Pickle Park G.B. Leighton concert
Overheard by another drunk girl.

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3rd October 2007

Some Get In And Out, Others Take Their Time.

20-something guy, to his drunk female friend: You went to the bathroom AND got a beer, and you still beat her back? Did you buy the beer in the bathroom??

Roy Wilkins Auditorium-Smashing Pumpkins concert, between sets

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19th August 2007

Manson Fans.

SLAYER fan: There’s a lot of dudes here that look like girls.

Marilyn Manson/ SLAYER concert at the Xcel
Overheard by taylor.

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9th July 2007

It’s All Just Downhill From Here.

Drunk girl asking her drunk friend after Sheila E left the stage: Was that Gloria Estefan?

Target Center - Prince show
Overheard by Nina R…

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