Drunk man to female stranger: I like you. And your tattoos. And your tits.

Minneapolis, Rock the Garden
Overheard by bet she’s never heard that one before.

Girl: Ugh, I’ve probably made out with a fair percentage of the hipsters here.

Minneapolis, Rock the Garden
Overheard by lmb.

Girl: These are shoes that you, like, wear with lingerie, go “Whooo!” (shakes hips and waves hands) and then take them off.

Minneapolis, Northrop Auditorium, post-Killers concert
Overheard by I guess she’s dancer, but is she human?

One ska kid to another, on crowd surfing: Did I kick you in the face? I kicked somebody in the face.

Minneapolis, The Quest, Reel Big Fish concert
Overheard by A Slackademic.

Nervous tattooed boy: I mean, your face is really really beautiful though.
Bored pretty girl, nodding: Yeah, that’s true.

Minneapolis, Nine Inch Nails concert
Overheard by invisiblepilot.

Drunk fellow concert-goer: You know, every tattoo has to have nipples on it somewhere.
[friend mumbles something]
Drunk fellow concert-goer: I even have tattoos of nipples… on my nipples!

1st Avenue, Bon Iver concert
Overheard by So that’s what all those Chinese symbols are.

Woman to two complete strangers (in a whimsical voice): There’s no two other people I would have standing in front of me right now.

1st Avenue, Bon Iver Concert
Overheard by Mr. Ross.

Wannabe cowboy on cell phone: Dude, I gotta tell you about my STD from the silent film era! (long pause) Okay ready? Okay.  I MADE OUT WITH A CHICK WHO WAS 52 YEARS OLD!

Detroit Lakes, WEfest
Overheard by hope she had a charlie chaplin mustache.

Middle-aged balding man to friend as fireworks begin: Dude, I just love the plate tectonics of these fireworks.
Friend: You mean pyrotechnics?? Are you stupid?

Music in Plymouth
Overheard by powerful fireworks, indeed.

A man: Freebird!!

REM concert at the Xcel Center
Overheard by Nightswimming!!

Man: Men gotta piss all the time.

March 16th Springsteen concert, Xcel Center.
Overheard by no we don’t, get your prostate checked.

Drunk girl new years eve: You’re from Duluth? MY GOD!! MY boyfriend is from Grand Rapids and he wears flat shoes too!

Pickle Park G.B. Leighton concert
Overheard by another drunk girl.

20-something guy, to his drunk female friend: You went to the bathroom AND got a beer, and you still beat her back? Did you buy the beer in the bathroom??

Roy Wilkins Auditorium-Smashing Pumpkins concert, between sets

SLAYER fan: There’s a lot of dudes here that look like girls.

Marilyn Manson/ SLAYER concert at the Xcel
Overheard by taylor.

Drunk girl asking her drunk friend after Sheila E left the stage: Was that Gloria Estefan?

Target Center – Prince show
Overheard by Nina R…