Posts Tagged ‘concerts’
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But That’s About It
Drunk man to female stranger: I like you. And your tattoos. And your tits.
Minneapolis, Rock the Garden
Overheard by bet she’s never heard that one before. -
At Rock The Garden 2008
Girl: Ugh, I’ve probably made out with a fair percentage of the hipsters here.
Minneapolis, Rock the Garden
Overheard by lmb. -
Those Comfortable Kind
Girl: These are shoes that you, like, wear with lingerie, go “Whooo!” (shakes hips and waves hands) and then take them off.
Minneapolis, Northrop Auditorium, post-Killers concert
Overheard by I guess she’s dancer, but is she human? -
That Guy Shouldn’t Be Too Hard To Find
One ska kid to another, on crowd surfing: Did I kick you in the face? I kicked somebody in the face.
Minneapolis, The Quest, Reel Big Fish concert
Overheard by A Slackademic. -
Keep Going
Nervous tattooed boy: I mean, your face is really really beautiful though.
Bored pretty girl, nodding: Yeah, that’s true.Minneapolis, Nine Inch Nails concert
Overheard by invisiblepilot. -
It Actually Just Says “Nipple” With An Arrow
Drunk fellow concert-goer: You know, every tattoo has to have nipples on it somewhere.
[friend mumbles something]
Drunk fellow concert-goer: I even have tattoos of nipples… on my nipples!1st Avenue, Bon Iver concert
Overheard by So that’s what all those Chinese symbols are. -
They Disagree
Woman to two complete strangers (in a whimsical voice): There’s no two other people I would have standing in front of me right now.
1st Avenue, Bon Iver Concert
Overheard by Mr. Ross. -
Chick?
Wannabe cowboy on cell phone: Dude, I gotta tell you about my STD from the silent film era! (long pause) Okay ready? Okay. I MADE OUT WITH A CHICK WHO WAS 52 YEARS OLD!
Detroit Lakes, WEfest
Overheard by hope she had a charlie chaplin mustache. -
Close Enough For Me
Middle-aged balding man to friend as fireworks begin: Dude, I just love the plate tectonics of these fireworks.
Friend: You mean pyrotechnics?? Are you stupid?Music in Plymouth
Overheard by powerful fireworks, indeed. -
True Story
A man: Freebird!!
REM concert at the Xcel Center
Overheard by Nightswimming!! -
Today’s PSA
Man: Men gotta piss all the time.
March 16th Springsteen concert, Xcel Center.
Overheard by no we don’t, get your prostate checked. -
Because Walking Is Complicated?
Drunk girl new years eve: You’re from Duluth? MY GOD!! MY boyfriend is from Grand Rapids and he wears flat shoes too!
Pickle Park G.B. Leighton concert
Overheard by another drunk girl. -
Some Get In And Out, Others Take Their Time.
20-something guy, to his drunk female friend: You went to the bathroom AND got a beer, and you still beat her back? Did you buy the beer in the bathroom??
Roy Wilkins Auditorium-Smashing Pumpkins concert, between sets -
Manson Fans.
SLAYER fan: There’s a lot of dudes here that look like girls.
Marilyn Manson/ SLAYER concert at the Xcel
Overheard by taylor. -
It’s All Just Downhill From Here.
Drunk girl asking her drunk friend after Sheila E left the stage: Was that Gloria Estefan?
Target Center – Prince show
Overheard by Nina R…
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