Posts Tagged ‘concordia’

  • And Your Nerves Make Her Twitch

    Date: 2009.02.17 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Female college student to roommate: I hate your twitches, they make me nervous.

    Saint Paul, Concordia University Residence

  • With Your Mind?

    Date: 2009.02.10 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Girl #1: I am feeling dizzy and you are going to send me there alone?
    Girl #2: Do you want me to escort you there?
    Girl #1: No, I’ll text you if I pass out.

    Saint Paul, Concordia University
    Overheard by Concerned Friend.

  • That’s The Easy Part

    Date: 2009.02.10 | Category: all | Response: 0

    College girl #1: Dude, I just found out it costs $100,000 to go to law school.
    College girl #2: Girl, you better go on a game show!

    St. Paul, Concordia University
    Overheard by caring friend.

  • You’re Never Going To Make It In The Real World

    Date: 2009.01.30 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Student: Oh my gosh, you have 1800 emails in your inbox?!?!
    Jaded student: Yeah, I’ve given up on life.

    St. Paul, Concordia
    Overheard by Life is a box of emails.

  • I Expect That To Be On YouTube Tomorrow

    Date: 2009.01.26 | Category: all | Response: 0

    20-something male: Well, I’m going to go put my outfit on and play wench for my roommates.

    St Paul, Concordia University

  • Pudding Monotony

    Date: 2008.12.05 | Category: all | Response: 0

    20 Something Female to herself, finishing a cup of pudding: I don’t even remember eating this!

    St. Paul, Concordia University
    Overheard by A concerned friend.

  • If You Have To Ask…

    Date: 2008.11.24 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Female: Are you going to invite me into your den of seduction?

    Saint Paul, Concordia

  • PUT DOWN THE TANNING LOTION

    Date: 2008.11.20 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Young man checking out woman at other table: She’s a nice shade of…
    Young man not humoring him: Orange?

    St Paul, Concordia University

  • Wouldn’t She Then Assume It Happened Tomorrow?

    Date: 2008.11.20 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Confused girl: I feel like it just happened two days ago.
    Concerned girl: Maybe you’re dyslexic.

    St Paul, Concordia University

  • This Is Better Than A Microphone

    Date: 2008.11.19 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Girl #1 walking through underground tunnel: I wonder if they have a microphone in here.
    Girl #2: Where would they put it, under all the mold?

    St Paul, Concordia University
    Overheard by mold.

  • I Was So Worried

    Date: 2008.11.18 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Young woman playing video games: Did I tell you I found my chex mix?

    St Paul, Concordia University Call Center

  • The Obamas Do It Better

    Date: 2008.11.11 | Category: all | Response: 0

    College student to professor: Pound it.
    Professor: Less germs that way?
    College student: It’s how Howie Mandel does it.

    Saint Paul, Concordia University Tunnel
    Overheard by Let’s Make a Deal.

  • Pfft, Who Hasn’t?

    Date: 2008.06.21 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Guy to group of other guys: I heard she once open-mouth kissed a horse.

    Concordia College in St. Paul
    Overheard by Walking down the hall.