Female: Are you going to invite me into your den of seduction?

Saint Paul, Concordia

Young man checking out woman at other table: She’s a nice shade of…
Young man not humoring him: Orange?

St Paul, Concordia University

Confused girl: I feel like it just happened two days ago.
Concerned girl: Maybe you’re dyslexic.

St Paul, Concordia University

Girl #1 walking through underground tunnel: I wonder if they have a microphone in here.
Girl #2: Where would they put it, under all the mold?

St Paul, Concordia University
Overheard by mold.

Young woman playing video games: Did I tell you I found my chex mix?

St Paul, Concordia University Call Center

College student to professor: Pound it.
Professor: Less germs that way?
College student: It’s how Howie Mandel does it.

Saint Paul, Concordia University Tunnel
Overheard by Let’s Make a Deal.

Guy to group of other guys: I heard she once open-mouth kissed a horse.

Concordia College in St. Paul
Overheard by Walking down the hall.