Posts Tagged ‘coon rapids’
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Not Nearly Enough
4-year-old boy sitting in cart putting on sunglasses: Mom, do these make me look bad ass?
Startled mother looking at pens: We don’t talk about that. Wait, where did you get that from??
Boy: Batman. Do these look bad ass?Coon Rapids, Pen asile at Officemax
Overheard by Officemax Employee. -
Pass The Time By Reading About Strippers
Guy on cellphone: I’m at the bookstore. That strip club doesn’t open until 5.
Coon Rapids, Riverdale Mall
Overheard by Joe. -
Tequila And Taco Bell Do Not Mix Well
One sluttily dressed girl to another, 3 yards away, above a blaring jukebox: Oh man, I had some really raunchy farts last night.
Coon Rapids, Lindee’s Bar
Overheard by thanks for sharing. really. -
It’s Not Acceptable If It’s In The Same Room With Meat
Blonde girl: Can vegetarians eat french fries?
Her friend: What?
Blonde Girl: Well, they usually come with hamburgers, right?Coon Rapids, Anoka Ramsey Community College
Overheard by Did she really just ask what I think she asked? -
Let’s Just Get Rid Of Them
Professor: America has a terrible problem with nipples.
Coon Rapids, Anoka Ramsey Community College
Overheard by tru dat? -
Well, Then Maybe I Do
Kid in Hallway: You won’t, won’t, won’t (stutter) wanna meet my mom. (long pause) She’s desperate.
Coon Rapids, Anoka Ramsey Community College
Overheard by Boy who doesn’t hate everything. -
The Power Of Suggestion Is Not So Powerful
Happy little boy looking at dog collars: We should get a collar for our dog!!!
Kid’s dad, matter-of-factly: We don’t have a dog.Coon Rapids, Old Navy
Overheard by poor kid. -
Hi-Tech
Teacher (to class): Yeah, we have locks on the doors now; it’s part of our new security system.
Coon Rapids, ARCC
Overheard by why am i not surprised this is community college? -
I Love Geography!
Man #1: I hate the Middle East.
Man #2: Yeah. We should just nuke that island.in a Menards in Coon Rapids
Overheard by amazed and frightened. -
That’s Not What You’re Supposed To Do With #2
Coach (yelling at player on field): You’re not doing anything standing by #2!
Coon Rapids Soccer Tournament
Overheard by The Elderly Multigravida. -
Not Appropriate, Coach
Coach (yelling at player on field): Hey, Gabriel, get it up!
Coon Rapids Soccer Tournament
Overheard by The Elderly Multigravida. -
Well, Don’t Leave Me Hangin’
Female co-worker: Once you’ve had Sonic… mmmmm!!
Office in Coon Rapids
Overheard by Wow, get out more. -
NO!
Ditzy blonde twenty-something: I’m so annoyed of this day.
An office in Coon Rapids
Overheard by Nice use of prepositions. -
Thanks For Letting Us Know
Kid with mom in dressing room: Mommy, I see your boobs!
Target, Coon Rapids
Overheard by Another shopper. -
Why Half-Ass It? Go For The Uterus
Hot Girl #1: Man, it’s been way too long since I’ve gotten any ass; it’s ridiculous.
Hot Girl #2: *in a sing-song voice* How ridiculous is it?
Hot Girl #1: *legitimately angry* So ridiculous that I might punch you in the ovaries if you say shit like that again!
Coon Rapids Target
Overheard by I’m getting all your ass mwuhahaha! -
Or Does He Have Something Else Planned?
Husband to wife as they were in the check-out line (with cart full of groceries and FOUR gallons of bleach): Wait, I need some more bleach. I like my shirts CLEAN!
Coon Rapids ALDI
Overheard by Likes ‘em white too.
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