1st July 2008

I Love Geography!

Man #1: I hate the Middle East.
Man #2: Yeah. We should just nuke that island.

in a Menards in Coon Rapids
Overheard by amazed and frightened.

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23rd June 2008

That’s Not What You’re Supposed To Do With #2

Coach (yelling at player on field): You’re not doing anything standing by #2!

Coon Rapids Soccer Tournament
Overheard by The Elderly Multigravida.

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23rd June 2008

Not Appropriate, Coach

Coach (yelling at player on field): Hey, Gabriel, get it up!

Coon Rapids Soccer Tournament
Overheard by The Elderly Multigravida.

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11th June 2008

Well, Don’t Leave Me Hangin’

Female co-worker: Once you’ve had Sonic… mmmmm!!

Office in Coon Rapids
Overheard by Wow, get out more.

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10th June 2008

NO!

Ditzy blonde twenty-something:  I’m so annoyed of this day.

An office in Coon Rapids
Overheard by Nice use of prepositions.

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1st June 2008

Thanks For Letting Us Know

Kid with mom in dressing room: Mommy, I see your boobs!

Target, Coon Rapids
Overheard by Another shopper.

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4th March 2008

Why Half-Ass It? Go For The Uterus

Hot Girl #1: Man, it’s been way too long since I’ve gotten any ass; it’s ridiculous.
Hot Girl #2: *in a sing-song voice* How ridiculous is it?
Hot Girl #1: *legitimately angry* So ridiculous that I might punch you in the ovaries if you say shit like that again!

Coon Rapids Target
Overheard by I’m getting all your ass mwuhahaha!

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26th July 2007

Or Does He Have Something Else Planned?

Husband to wife as they were in the check-out line (with cart full of groceries and FOUR gallons of bleach): Wait, I need some more bleach. I like my shirts CLEAN!

Coon Rapids ALDI
Overheard by Likes ‘em white too.

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