Posts Tagged ‘cottage grove’

  • It’s Been Unseasonably Warm

    Date: 2009.11.10 | Category: all | Response: 0

    40 Year Old Wannabe Cougar #1: That little tart’s dress is too short.
    40 Year Old Wannabe Cougar #2: There’s nothing like sitting bare assed on a pew.
    40 Year Old Wannabe Cougar #1: Amen.

    Cottage Grove, a wedding
    Overheard by The girl in the dress…

  • It Was An “Accident”

    Date: 2008.04.29 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Middle aged woman on cell phone:  Yeah, he screwed up his neck, so they gave him some Percocet.  He looooves that stuff. He LOOOOOVES that stuff!

    Cottage Grove Walgreens
    Overheard by Not so sure about filling this guy’s prescription now…