It’s Been Unseasonably Warm

40 Year Old Wannabe Cougar #1: That little tart’s dress is too short.
40 Year Old Wannabe Cougar #2: There’s nothing like sitting bare assed on a pew.
40 Year Old Wannabe Cougar #1: Amen.

Cottage Grove, a wedding
Overheard by The girl in the dress…

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It Was An “Accident”

Middle aged woman on cell phone:  Yeah, he screwed up his neck, so they gave him some Percocet.  He looooves that stuff. He LOOOOOVES that stuff!

Cottage Grove Walgreens
Overheard by Not so sure about filling this guy’s prescription now…

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