Posts Tagged ‘crystal’
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Just A Wee One
Concerned mother to rather girly looking son: Do you have a Wii injury?
Crystal, Target
Overheard by Ah, modern day. -
Are You Sure?
Toddler: Daddy, Daddy! It’s Grandpa!!
Daddy: What? Where?
Toddler: Right there!! (points at TV.)
Daddy: No, buddy, that’s Brett Favre.Crystal, Buffalo Wild Wings
Overheard by Ironic, who wonders if he could be his grandpa…. -
Very Sneaky, Mom
8-yr-old boy: But this is the last chance I get to play video games for FOUR YEARS!
Boy’s aunt: You’ve already played more than enough for one day.
8-yr-old boy: But we’re going back to Japan soon, and they hardly have any video games there at all!Crystal, Family gathering
Overheard by Don’t you agree, Mr. Miyamoto? -
This Guy Knows How To Have Fun
Loud white ghetto guy on cellphone: Dude, I’m at target. They don’t got nothing here! Man, I should have gone to Wal*Mart. (pause) Ooh, here’s a sweet knife. Maybe I’ll buy that for shits and giggles.
Crystal Target Camping Isle
Overheard by Gee, you have to wonder what this guy does with his free time…




