Father to his three year old daughter after she took her shirt off: Just like your mother.

Cereal Aisle, Cub Foods
Overheard by is that how you met her?

Girl to boyfriend: Every time I talk to you, you’re eating a TV dinner.

Cub Foods, Bloomington
Overheard by Good observation.

70 year old woman: I just feel as if a gremlin is in my pillow at night.

Cub Foods Burnsville
Overheard by I think we all feel that way.

20something with porn ’stache, phat pants, and his parents: Cranberries are the Ninja Fruit!

St. Anthony Cub Foods
Overheard by ceramic atheist.

Middle-aged woman exiting aisle 4 to nobody in particular: Hey, someone took my cart. Someone with old timer’s maybe.

Cub Foods - Sun Ray center St Paul
Overheard by smooth d.

Morbidly obese man riding a rascal at Cub Foods: We can’t get the eggs that come in a pack of six, cause that’s like, only one omelette.

Cub Foods in St. Louis Park
Overheard by That Explains a lot.

Girlfriend: Don’t worry, I won’t marry you.
Boyfriend: Why not?
Girlfriend: (laughing) ‘Cause you fart in the grocery store!

Cub Foods, University Ave
Overheard by cereal aisle guy.

Teen Girl: But they’re all maple!
Teen Guy: But real maple syrup is different, it isn’t the same as everything else.
Teen Girl: They all say maple. They’re the same.
Teen Guy: No they’re not, see… (picks up real maple syrup) “real maple syrup”.
Teen Girl: But…

Cub Foods, Minnetonka
Overheard by Real Corn Syrup.

Chick: Would you believe that I’ve never had Honey Nut Cheerios?
Friend: I think that’s un-American.

Woodbury Cub Foods
Overheard by silently agreeing.

Man in the cereal aisle to store employee: What ever happened to Alpha Bits?

New Brighton Cub Foods
Overheard by He must know, he’s working in the cereal aisle.

Woman bagging her groceries while on cell phone: No, the bodacious butt cream is the same thing as Desitin.

Woodbury Cub Foods
Overheard by AMD.

Balding, hick-like man with cigarette behind ear: Those some plain-ass Bugles.
Wife: They’re good!

Cub Foods - New Brighton
Overheard by aeh.

Mother to child in cart: Stop that before I sell you on the black market!
Older child: You wouldn’t do that.
Mother: Yeah, I wouldn’t get much.

Cub Foods on University
Overheard by I wonder how much I would fetch…

A heavy-set woman in line at the grocery store backs up to grab some batteries.
4 or 5 year old boy behind her, to his mom: That woman should have a beeper for when she’s in reverse.

CUB Foods / Champlin
Overheard by ddominik.