Guy #1, to Dairy Queen employee: We were wondering…
Guy #2: Can you guarantee nirvana in our moo-lattes?

Minnetonka DQ
Overheard by $1.99 for spiritual enlightenment?

Blue Collar Dude waiting for to go order: Do you think they have DQ in Alaska?
Blue Collar co-worker: *blank stare*

SLP DQ Grill and Chill
Overheard by Alie.

Woman: Ugh.  I’m so full.  Getting ice cream was a mistake.
Man: Yeah, I didn’t need that ice cream.
Woman: Good thing we had the sex first.

Leaving Dairy Queen in Highland Park
Overheard by At least you’re getting sex.

Boy: I am really hard to diss.
Friends: Yeah…

Minnetonka Dairy Queen