Posts Tagged ‘dining’
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Just Roll With It
Lucky Co-Worker: I’m graduating soon and I’ve already got an internship.
Other Co-Worker: Good for you, man. What are you gonna do?
Lucky Co-Worker: I’m going into education, probably going to be working with autistic kids.
Other Co-Worker: Yeah? That’s cool! What do they draw?Mankato, Gary’s Pizza
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I Drink To Forget My Drug Addiction
Tattooed male hipster: So, I’ve decided to stop doing X all the time, ’cause basically all my life’s experiences I’ve been on X and I want to start experiencing things, you know?
Hipster gal pal: Yeah, I get ya. So, how’s it going?
Tattooed male hipster: Well, the first thing I did was go to Happy Hour and just drink, and it actually went really well.Minneapolis, The Bad Waitress
Overheard by Thats one way to get a new lease on life. -
Define Successful
60-something woman telling her friend about the engagement of a younger couple: I think this will be a very successful first marriage.
Minneapolis, Downtown restaurant at lunch
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We Received A Double Order This Week
Employee putting together orders: We’re low on everything! The one thing we’re not low on is sadness.
St. Louis Park, Panera-West End
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We Can Get A Hallmark Card Out Of This
20-something man #1: Do you love her?
20-something man #2: No! Well, I tell her that I love her but I don’t love her in the way that I would tell you that I love her.
20-something man #1: Huh. That’s an interesting distinction.Uptown, Minneapolis, Bruegger’s Bagels
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EVER
Woman at bar upon hearing that they are out of chicken Parmigiana: I can’t order the egg plant Parmigiana, I’m not vegetarian.
Roseville, Marcaroni Grill – Rosedale
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That Photo Is Being Saved For Dinner
Woman at a table of six at lunchtime: You can’t even see her cervix in that picture anyway, so who cares?!
St. Paul, Costello’s Bar, Sebly Avenue
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Share Your New Year’s Resolutions!
Loud 20something girl: I’ve never made love on a dead deer skin.
Minneapolis, Evergreen Taiwanese Restaurant
Overheard by melissadevice. -
It Works On TV
Woman at other table talking about her ex: He’s only a four but thinks he has a shot with a nine.
St Paul, The Nook
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Depends On The Party
Young 20 something girl to young 20 something friend: I told him that was stupid. Finishing college in four years is like leaving a party at 11.
Bloomington, Applebees
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And Planning My Fake Kidnapping
Woman #1: Do you guys cook Thai food at home?
Woman #2: Uh, yeah! It’s the only exciting thing I do any more. Besides bra shopping.Seward, True Thai
Overheard by Someone who leads a less exciting life, apparently. -
And The World To Know
Woman yelling: The only thing that I want when I am high is a spicy chicken sandwich.
Minneapolis, KFC at Lake & Chicago
Overheard by Who needs a double-down? -
I Missed That After School Special
Ice-cream Jockey: C is for CRUNK, bitches! Fuck that cookie monster, man!
Minneapolis, Dairy Queen/Orange Julius
Overheard by virtuistic. -
A Little More To The Left
60-something year old woman to friend: Want to know something I find interesting?! Ireland does not exist! Everybody says that Ireland exists but you can’t find it on a map anywhere with Wales and Scotland. Plus, do you know anybody who has actually BEEN there?
St. Paul, Panera
Overheard by I’M Irish… and poking holes in your theory. -
Now They Remember Why They Haven’t Left Iowa In 25 Years
Middle-aged mom complaining to the server about the veggie burger she ordered: In IOWA, we call hamburgers with vegetables on top ‘veggie burgers’.
Minneapolis, The Depot Tavern
Overheard by the look of disgust at having eaten LENTILS was priceless. -
How About “Douche?”
Restaurant worker taking picture: Say “Sushi!”
Customer: I’m not Japanese.Ruby Tuesday’s at MOA
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Just Taking A Break
Woman #1: I have been feeling so nauseated lately, but I don’t know why.
Woman #2: Maybe you’re pregnant.
Woman #1: That would be impossible. Unless it was immaculate conception and I’m not all that immaculate.Woodbury, at lunch
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That’s What He Kept Calling It
Hipster girl #1: So did he try to makeout with you?
Hipster girl #2: Oh, he was all up in my… in my stuff.Minneapolis, Victors 1959 Cafe
Overheard by I hope he stays out of my stuff. -
One Or Two
Guy #1: We need to make an energy drink that, rather than making you wired, makes you mellow.
Guy #2: Dude, the Chinese have been marketing one for decades. It’s called “tea”.
Girl #1: Decades?Eden Prairie, Redstone
Overheard by Ed. -
Snatch It Up
Web designer talking to client: Did you know that no one owns the URL “std.com”?
Minneapolis, Bad Waitress
Overheard by I wonder why.
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