Posts Tagged ‘dinkytown’
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I’ve Seen Those Things Ruin Lives
Guy studying Swedish: I’m really tweakin’ out from this blueberry Italian soda.
Minneapolis, Dinkytown Espresso Royale
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That’s Going To Hurt Some Feelings
Girl: You say outlandish statements ALL the time!
Guy: When was the last time you heard me say anything outlandish?
Girl: You just said “it was the best thing since wrestling”! You are the ONLY person who watches the WWF anymore!Minneapolis, Espresso Royale in Dinkytown
Overheard by An amused iced tea drinker. -
Why Wouldn’t You?
Drunk 24(ish) year old girl being supported by 2 drunk friends while walking down street: He proposed to me, but why the fuck would I want to move to Canada?
Minneapolis, Dinkytown
Overheard by Damn Canadians! -
They Know That, Too
Middle-aged woman overly caffeinated on espresso: Damn Canadians, I just don’t get it, but they know everything. They KNOW EVERYTHING.
Minneapolis, Dinkytown Coffee Shop
Overheard by L. -
It’s Too Late To Give Him A Dirty Spoon
Waitress: Thanks you guys, let me know if you need anything else. I hope you enjoy your tour!
Dad of prospective U of M student (to waitress): So, do you go to school here?
Waitress: Well, I used to. I finished up last May.
Dad (to daughter): You hear that, sweetie? If you go to school here you could wait tables after you graduate.Minneapolis, Dinkytowner
Overheard by Sophie Z. -
Now I’m Bringing A Video Camera
Early 20′s female college student: You can just bring a notebook and pretend you’re taking notes or something.
Early 20′s male college student: Yeah.
Early 20′s female college student: No, really, it can ACTUALLY be fun!
Early 20′s male college student: (no response)
Early 20′s female college student: Last week, we got to look at the inside of a cervix!
Early 20′s male college student: OH BOY!Minneapolis, Dinkytown
Overheard by JJ’s. -
The Spice Of Life
Girl to very tall boy: Let’s do it the disabled way!
Minneapolis, Dinkytown
Overheard by curiosity sparked! -
Get Permission First
Female Bartender: Don’t sweat the petty stuff. Pet the sweaty stuff!
Dinkytown, Bar
Overheard by sounds interesting. -
That Was One Strong Mimosa
Guy at 12:30 pm: I’m drunk and it’s LIGHT OUT!!
Dinkytown, on the street
Overheard by he must have started before noon…. -
Again?
Bro #1: So, how did the fight start?
Bro #2: Who knows, something about some guy’s girlfriend getting pissed on.Minneapolis, Dinkytown AKA Brotown
Overheard by Looks like R. Kelly is making his rounds. -
I’m No Engineer…
Girl #1, reacting to shaking bridge: Eek!
Girl #2: I know. All of us Minnesotans have bridge anxiety now.
Guy: Yeah. If they could just build another bridge of solid steel underneath each bridge to catch me if I fall through, that would be great.Minneapolis, the rickety pedestrian bridge between Dinkytown and campus
Overheard by at least for this bridge, please. -
Want To See It?
Girl: You SO should have tested it first.
Guy: I DID; I used it on my ass the other day.
Girl: And it didn’t burn?Minneapolis, Dinkytown, outside of Espresso Royale
Overheard by Me, Evan. -
That’s Much Harder After The Fourth Shot
Slighlty inebriated college girl: I don’t see what’s wrong with letting people off the bus to piss. I was like, “Piss out the flipping window!”
Dinkytown, outside McDonald’s
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Are They Allowed To Wear Denim?
30-something woman with straggly hair (to employee): Hey, do you have those long jean skirts here? You know, the kind that polygamist’s wives wear.
Everyday People, Dinkytown
Overheard by a.lil. -
Does This Still Pass As Impressing Women?
Jock student trying to impress the girls in his vehicle, to man on bike: Get a car, asshole!
Man on bike: I have one you lazy bastard!Minneapolis, Dinkytown
Overheard by Nice Rebuttal! -
We Grew Closer That Day
College Bro to bro friend: Dude! One time I pissed the bed with my girlfriend in it! (laughing)
Minneapolis, Dinkytown
Overheard by let’s hope she dumped you. -
Only One Of Us Is Fooled
College girl on cell phone: So, it’s all good ’cause I am just re-using the same guys over and over! My number doesn’t go up!
Minneapolis, Dinkytown in front of The Steak Knife
Overheard by just eating my pizza. -
You Can Pay For Those Now
Dude well on his way to an epic hangover: Damn this biological conspiracy that made me born without boobs!
Dinkytown, The Blue House
Overheard by The soberest guy in the room. -
Know Your Alcohol Limit
Drunk Sorostitute (in group of friends): I’m getting boned in the butt! Who’s boning me in the butt?
Outside The Library, Dinkytown
Overheard by POB. -
Just Go To Your Happy Place
Teen, on a porch painting a little girl’s toenails: Andy! (yelling into the house) Have you gotten that box yet?
Andy, coming out: Yep. (sets down the box and tries to run back inside)
Teen: Not so fast, Andy (little girl giggles). You’re next!
Andy: I HATE IT WHEN MOM LET’S YOU BABYSIT!!!Minneapolis, Dinkytown
Overheard by Metro’s not a bad way to go.
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