Posts Tagged ‘dinkytown’
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And Suddenly 3 Years Old
Mother: I think I’m gonna get the fwesh shwimp.
(Pause)
Daughter: (laughing) The what?
Mother: The fwesh shwimp.
Daughter: A fresh whip?
Mother: What did I say?
Daughter: Fwesh (laugh) shwimp!
Mother: Wow! I must be hungry.Schweng Cheng Chinese Restaurant, Dinkytown
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They’re Better Listeners
Bored girl with many facial piercings: I don’t think I’m on friends terms with Frank anymore. After Convergence, he deleted me off of his MySpace top eight. There aren’t even any real people on there. It’s all just cartoon characters.
Guy: Cartoon characters?
Bored girl: Transformers or some shit. All of his friends are Transformers.
Loring Pasta Bar, Dinkytown
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We’ll Give You A Minute
College girl: What’s in a gyro?
College boy: Lamb’s meat.
College girl: Lamb’s meat. Is that like pork chops?House party Dinkytown
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That’s Called Death
College girl: Is a hernia where your intestines come out of your poophole?
House party Dinkytown
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I Think The Choice Is Clear
Shaggy-haired drunk guy: …So i asked him, “Do you wanna be a rocker, or do you wanna go to college!?
Burrito Loco – Dinkytown
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I Don’t Believe You
Self-Important Waiting Man: This is independent rap music. That means it’s rap music, but it’s also independent.
Al’s Breakfast
Overheard by mike_s, trying to enjoy his eggs (and hip-hop) in peace. -
That Shit Was Hilarious!
Blonde woman to boyfriend: Remember that one time you told me you thought you had kidney stones? (laughter)
Annie’s restaurant in Dinkytown
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Good Thing She Only Knows About The Beer Pong
Upset girl to chastised boyfriend: You played fucking beer pong with my MOM!
Boyfriend: Well…
Girl: NO! You play beer pong with my fucking MOM!Dinkytown
Overheard by You go boyfriend. -
Is There A Way To Find Out?
Guy in line for bathroom: Doorman, huh? How tall are you?
Really tall guy holding bathroom door: I… don’t… know.Blarney – Dinkytown
Overheard by aeh. -
Well, It Kinda Does
Guy: I heard about this guy who was sueing the government for a quadrillion dollars. There’s even a lawyer who took the case.
Girl: Why would anyone do that? It’s not even a real number!
Guy: Yes it is, it comes after a trillion.
Girl: It sounds made-up.4th street, dinkytown, outside the Varsity Theater
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Oh, Man
One very serious young man to another as they chained their bikes to a street sign: It’s true, man. Everything *IS* relative. (pause) Einstein was the shit!
In Dinktyown outside of a coffeeshop.
Overheard by some nerd. -
That’s A Very Natural Reaction
Man, after drunkenly throwing his slice of pizza into the street then retrieving and eating it: I’m just so hungry!
Mesa Pizza in Dinkytown
Overheard by tron. -
Or You’ve Been Cut Off
Drunk Girl #1: *tastes her Vodka Cranberry* This doesn’t even taste like it has vodka in it, dude. Is this just cranberry juice?
Drunk Girl #2: *tastes it* Weird! I can’t taste it either. Maybe we’re drunk.The Library Bar, Dinkytown
Overheard by Lil. -
It’s Second Only To Bringing You Into The World
Stumbly girl in the bathroom: I just had a shot of tequila. I need to call my mom and tell her that!
The Library Bar
Overheard by wondering if it brings back memories of childhood for her too. -
She Is Cement, Though
Homeless Man: Hey Girlie, gimmie a bite of your hamburger. (girls keep walking) Well, my mother ain’t wooden.
McDonalds in dinkytown
Overheard by My Mother IS wooden.
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