Posts Tagged ‘downtown’
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Girl: I don’t want to live in the boondocks, I want to live in the city. Like, really in the city.
Guy friend: Like where?
Girl: White Bear Lake.Metrodome
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That Makes One Of Us
Older female coworker, opening the door of another coworker’s office: Hi. I’m not trying to be an asshole.
225 South 6th St, 12th floor
Overheard by Well, what then? -
Gosh, Slutty Lions Are The Worst
Admin Assistant #1: I look like a slutty lion!!
Admin Assistant #2: Well lucky you… I look like a creepy, dying bug with horrible hair.Downtown Office Building
Overheard by a creepy, dying, slutty lion bug… with great hair. -
It’s Unlikely
Dude #1: I have this new downstairs neighbor who I’ve never seen. It could very well be Bono.
Dude #2: Or The Edge.
Dude #1: Yeah, or The Edge!Walking down 5th street after the Twins game
Overheard by Not U2. -
Okay, Sounds Good!
Girl #1: Giiiiiiirl, you know I got pregnant again.
Girl #2: Who the daddy be?
Girl #1: You know that Asian boy I always be with at John’s* parties?
Girl #2: That baby be cute, be like a little Tiger Woods blackanasian baby, but girl, you know you got to get an abortion.
Girl #1: Nah, my momma says she help me take care of this one.in line at a the Block E Movie Theater downtown Minneapolis
Overheard by Joseph Howell. -
Mmm… Cheese
Open-Minded Woman: We all ignore Velveeta because we grew up with it; it’s like we don’t even think about it anymore.
Unfortunate friend: Yeah.
Open-Minded Woman: I mean, if Velveeta were something from some other society I think we would all look at it as something special.Skyway between Macy’s/IDS
Overheard by Re-thinking Velveeta. -
If It’s Not Rusty It Doesn’t Count
Lady #1: What you say?
Lady #2, pushing stroller, very deliberately: I SAID… I’d cut that bitch with a spoon.
Lady #1: Uh huh.Pizza Hut in downtown Minneapolis Target
Overheard by staying away from the cutlery section. -
I’ll Want That In Writing
Drunk guy in bar: SO I’M A RAPIST!
Station 4
Overheard by Not walking to my car by myself tonight. -
Okay, So I’ll Be Over Here…
Middle-aged businessman: The bomb sniffing dogs are at the briefcase right now.
Sixth St. and 2nd Ave., Downtown Minneapolis
Overheard by uh, what building is this at? -
Thanks, Vegas
Guy to friend: Whatever happens in a hotel stays in a hotel. But whatever happens in Job Corps does NOT stay in Job Corps.
Nicollet Mall
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I’m Sure Their Night Only Got Better
Loud drunk girls get on the bus and sit in the front-most seats. After deliberating over whether “el transfero” is the correct Spanish word for a transfer…
St. Patty’s Day Princess: I need lipstick now! PEOPLE ARE STARING AT ME.
Friend: That’s not why people are staring at you.Bus from Downtown St. Paul to MoA
Overheard by ORLY. -
Explain The Wine Then
Preschool boy: Why is today St. Patrick’s day?
Daddy: Because God doesn’t like us getting drunk on Sundays.Downtown St. Paul
Overheard by …but he’s okay with it any other day of the week. -
It’s A Form Of Population Control
Suburban Food Prude: What is it with that lately? Cannibalism is HUGE right now.
Downtown Mpls Cube Farm
Overheard by fnirt. -
Don’t Speak Too Loudly Or Make Sudden Movements
Woman, discussing deco of reception area: I think it should’ve been something else. Why did they go with those colors?
Man: It’s black and steel. Black and steel is classy, it looks classy.
Woman: I just think it would be better if-…
Man: If what? What would be better?
Woman: I just put my finger in my ear.
Man: (regards her)
Woman: I was, you know, trying to put my finger in my hair – like this – and it went in my ear.
City Center
Overheard by sxoidmal. -
All The Euphemisms!
Middle-aged woman having lunch with a male friend: I was so excited, I dropped my sandwich!
DBrian’s downtown Minneapolis
Overheard by what was going on under that table?! -
And Hopefully Taste
Frat boy #1: Dude! Did you by any cards for her?
Frat boy #2: What? Yeah.
Frat boy #1: Dude! So did I!
Frat boy #2: Well… she is hot.
Frat boy #3 (looking at keyboards): Like a pepper.
Frat boy #1: Yeah… like a pepper…
Frat boy #1 and #2 in unison: With BOOBS!
(Frat boy #3 grabs a keyboard, puts it in his basket, and leaves the isle with his head down)
Downtown Target
Overheard by WUT? -
Well, That’s A New One
Loud woman (to friend): No, she’s not Somalian, she’s just pregnant.
Skyway entrance to downtown Target
Overheard by uhhhh. -
It Personally Offends Me
Office dweller: Are you still objecting to the spelling of the word alpaca?
Downtown
Overheard by JfA. -
But Orcs And Blood Elves Are Totally Real
Two people talking about their WoW weekend: No, there are no unicorns in World of Warcraft, they are mythical creatures.
Downtown Minneapolis skyscraper -
Be Careful What You Wish For
Ghetto guy to ghetto girlfriend who is looking at panties: Girl, you better hurry up lookin’ at them draws’. Don’t get none with no fancy shit and designs and all that shit. We gots to GO.
Ghetto girl: But the only ones I be gettin’ are the boyshorts kind. The kind that covers yo’ ass.
Ghetto guy: No wonder yo’ ass neva hangs out ya draws’ no more.
Downtown Target
Overheard by Person who works in the infamously profane 225 South 6th St. building.
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