Posts Tagged ‘drugs’

  • The Bus Is A Good Place To Find All Three

    Date: 2011.08.08 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Man, in awkward conversation with woman about why he is on the bus: There’s nothing to do in Mound but drink. Do you drink?
    Woman: No, I’ve never been much of a drinker. How much do you drink?
    Man: Every day.
    Woman: What do you drink?
    Man: Whiskey.
    Woman: Does your brother drink too?
    Man: No, he does weed.
    Woman: Oh, I hate weed. If anything, I like oxycodone.

    On the border of Minnetonka and Wayzata, 675 Bus to Mound (aka, Most of Us Need Drugs)
    Overheard by Spoonbridge.

  • Now He’s Looking For Something To Kick The Whiskey Habit

    Date: 2010.12.01 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Bearded Hipster: So, he kicked his heroin habit with whiskey and pot! How awesome is that?!

    Seward, Minneapolis, Tracy’s Saloon
    Overheard by Probably less awesome than you’re making it sound.