Posts Tagged ‘drugs’
Man, in awkward conversation with woman about why he is on the bus: There’s nothing to do in Mound but drink. Do you drink?
Woman: No, I’ve never been much of a drinker. How much do you drink?
Man: Every day.
Woman: What do you drink?
Woman: Does your brother drink too?
Man: No, he does weed.
Woman: Oh, I hate weed. If anything, I like oxycodone.
On the border of Minnetonka and Wayzata, 675 Bus to Mound (aka, Most of Us Need Drugs)
Overheard by Spoonbridge.
Bearded Hipster: So, he kicked his heroin habit with whiskey and pot! How awesome is that?!
Seward, Minneapolis, Tracy’s Saloon
Overheard by Probably less awesome than you’re making it sound.