Posts Tagged ‘duluth’
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Being Sober And Lost In The Woods
Guy with a messenger bag: I mean, it doesn’t get much worse than being drunk and lost in the woods.
Duluth, Hallway of University of Minnesota-Duluth
Overheard by Robert. -
The First Of A Thousand Times He’ll Say That
Camp Counselor: Justin, why is your marshmallow roasting stick in between your legs?
Justin (5 years old): Cause it’s my penis! I have a really, really long penis!Duluth, cabin
Overheard by Kids these days. -
Space Them Out Over An Hour
Guy in hallway: So, I got all jittery before class and then I threw up right before lunch. So, yeah, don’t take six at once.
Duluth, St. Scholastica
Overheard by B-dubs. -
He Owes Her $10 (And An Apology To Everyone Else)
Shirtless man standing on his front porch, yelling inside to his wife: He got a vasectomy!
Wife, shouting back: See?! I TOLD you he was snipped!Duluth, family-oriented neighborhood
Overheard by We want to hear about his colonoscopy, too! -
It’s Gluten Free And I Am Not Desperate For Your Approval
Waitress trying to impress restaurant critic at a new-age, go-green cafe: Here’s our rhubarb pie, it’s gluten free. (critic takes a bite) It’s gluten free. (pause) It doesn’t have wheat.
Duluth, Chester Creek Cafe
Overheard by Wait, does that have gluten in it? -
And Now You Know
5-year-old boy, to his mother as the first character in musical bursts into song: Well, I didn’t see that coming.
Duluth, Movie Theater
Overheard by we never do. -
Terms Of Endearment
6 year old black boy: Girl, what are you doing up in my grill?
6 year old white girl: What’s a grill?
6 year old black boy: I don’t know, but my dad says it to my mom.Duluth, Lowell Elementary
Overheard by m.hac. -
Or You Could Just Announce It
College Guy #1 yelling in hallway: Holy shit dude, it’s like freezing in this hallway, it’s fucking nuts with these doors open.
College Guy #2: I know dude, we better put a towel at the crack of our door so people can’t smell our weed.Duluth, Campus Park
Overheard by mhac. -
He’ll Have The Baddest Beard In The 6th Grade
5th Grade Boy to Friend: I’m a man! I have pubes and you don’t!
Duluth, Lowell Elementary
Overheard by mhac. -
When You Get It Right
Impassioned college girl: When will the gods stop punishing me for cutting my own bangs?!
Duluth, library bathroom
Overheard by This too shall pass? -
The Fourth One Hasn’t Found Me Yet
Man in McDonalds, regarding how many kids he had: Three. I think. Well, maybe four. But three for sure.
Duluth, McDonalds
Overheard by Ya Wannanother Happy Meal? -
Play Time Is Over!
Doting, Nervous Mom: Honey! How was your first day of Kindergarten?
Blond little boy sounding disappointed: My teacher is really thrilled about safety.Duluth, Pick up spot at school
Overheard by Does that mean scissor juggling is out? -
Is That Code?
Mother, overreacting to her daughter having spilled some juice: Agh, you giraffe!!
Duluth, Edgewater Hotel
Overheard by Dare I wonder what she calls her other children? -
Hopefully Following A Shower
Older woman on phone: Stacy is in jail right now, but she’ll be into work a little later.
Duluth
Overheard by O_o. -
You May Want To Get That Checked Out
Kid after going swimming in Lake Superior: Man, that water was cold. I mean, my balls looked like raisins. They were the right color and everything.
Duluth, the beach
Overheard by That’s why I don’t swim here. -
Out Of Love
Young girl leaving Target with mom and brother: Oh yeah, I once got hit in the FACE with a baseball. Dad threw it.
Target, Duluth
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In The Ladies Room
Guy #1: We should’ve stayed at the Tap ‘n Keg inn.
Guy #2: That’s the biggest hole in the wall ever.
Guy #3: There’s a hole in the wall?Grand Ave, Duluth
Overheard by Doh! -
Clearly
(Sitting on the bench at the UMD bus station waiting for the bus.)
Girl next to me: (pointing at the Indians on the other side of the station) What are those people called?
Girl’s Best Friend: Indians.
Girl next to me: (gasp) No, they’re not, they’re Native Americans.
Girl’s Best Friend: No, Indians, like from India.
Girl next to me: Ooh, I didn’t know they were called that.University of Minnesota Duluth Bus Station
Overheard by Where the f*** is the bus? -
Of Course Not
(Movie preview voice: Hamlet Two! Coming in August!)
High school airhead girl: Was there a Hamlet One?Duluth Marcus 10 Theater
Overheard by i hear it was straight-to-dvd. -
No, That’s A Wedding Night.
Role of Joe in Duluth’s all high school production of “Fame”(spoken in play): …tonight we’re gonna get naked & play twister on my mom’s waterbed!
Four year old girl sitting behind me in the audience: Mommy! It’s a wedding!
Duluth Denfeld auditorium
Overheard by hope my wedding’s that fun.
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