Young girl leaving Target with mom and brother: Oh yeah, I once got hit in the FACE with a baseball.  Dad threw it.

Target, Duluth

Guy #1: We should’ve stayed at the Tap ‘n Keg inn.
Guy #2: That’s the biggest hole in the wall ever.
Guy #3: There’s a hole in the wall?

Grand Ave, Duluth
Overheard by Doh!

(Sitting on the bench at the UMD bus station waiting for the bus.)
Girl next to me:  (pointing at the Indians on the other side of the station) What are those people called?
Girl’s Best Friend:  Indians.
Girl next to me:  (gasp)  No, they’re not, they’re Native Americans.
Girl’s Best Friend:  No, Indians, like from India.
Girl next to me:  Ooh, I didn’t know they were called that.

University of Minnesota Duluth Bus Station
Overheard by Where the f*** is the bus?

(Movie preview voice: Hamlet Two! Coming in August!)
High school airhead girl: Was there a Hamlet One?

Duluth Marcus 10 Theater
Overheard by i hear it was straight-to-dvd.

Role of Joe in Duluth’s all high school production of “Fame”(spoken in play): …tonight we’re gonna get naked & play twister on my mom’s waterbed!
Four year old girl sitting behind me in the audience: Mommy! It’s a wedding!

Duluth Denfeld auditorium
Overheard by hope my wedding’s that fun.