Posts Tagged ‘dunn brothers’
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He’s Been Sitting On That One For Months
Woman: I’m going to make this plain and simple.
Man: You mean like a retarded Amish girl?Chaska, Dunn Brothers Coffee
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Wait, Iowa’s The Answer?
Blond on cell: I think it’s time to chase my dream and my dream is to style hair. I have to get to Iowa as soon as possible and make it happen!
Minneapolis, Dunn Brothers near Loring Park
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The Meanings Aren’t All That Different
Barista #1: What does menagerie mean?
Barista #2: I don’t know, man. I’m no good with the French language.
Barista #1: French? Is that what that is?
Barista #2: Sure. It’s like menage a trois.Minneapolis, Downtown Dunn Brothers
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Now Can We Just Stop Handing Out Prescriptions To Kids?
Elementary school girl to sister: Have you ever sat on really hot bleachers? If so, try my new Anus Sack! Just add ice to the pouch and sit for instant cooling! I also attached some silverware, some scissors, some glue, some oats, some floss, some tapioca pudding, a pack of flashcards, a pencil, and some Children’s Motrin. You know… just in case.
Minnetonka Mills Dunn Bros.
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Also, It’s Mostly Different From Banana
Girl: How do you spell Buchanan?
Boy: B-u-c-h-a-n-a-n. It’s like banana but with a “ch”.Dunn Brothers Eden Prairie West
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Someone’s Been In Too Many Internet Fights
Barista: Would you like room for cream in your coffee?
Yuppie business man: No! I’m not a nazi.Dunn Brothers Eden Prairie West
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Forget Facebook, Then!
Baristo: I dunno what was up with this guy… He didn’t know how to set up a MySpace account!
Dunn Brothers, 34th and Hennepin
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But That’s What Asses Do
College Girl #1: Then he just sat down two seats in front of me!
College Girl #2: What an ass!
College Girl #1: I know!Loring Park Dunn Brothers
Overheard by WUT?
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