Elementary school girl to sister:  Have you ever sat on really hot bleachers?  If so, try my new Anus Sack!  Just add ice to the pouch and sit for instant cooling!  I also attached some silverware, some scissors, some glue, some oats, some floss, some tapioca pudding, a pack of flashcards, a pencil, and some Children’s Motrin. You know… just in case.

Minnetonka Mills Dunn Bros.
Overheard by i’d buy that.

Girl: How do you spell Buchanan?
Boy: B-u-c-h-a-n-a-n.  It’s like banana but with a “ch”.

Dunn Brothers Eden Prairie West
Overheard by Politically incorrect?

Barista: Would you like room for cream in your coffee?
Yuppie business man: No! I’m not a nazi.

Dunn Brothers Eden Prairie West
Overheard by Because Nazis clearly have a monopoly on cream.

Baristo: I dunno what was up with this guy…  He didn’t know how to set up a MySpace account!

Dunn Brothers, 34th and Hennepin
Overheard by ORLY.

College Girl #1: Then he just sat down two seats in front of me!
College Girl #2: What an ass!
College Girl #1: I know!

Loring Park Dunn Brothers
Overheard by WUT?