Posts Tagged ‘eagan’
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Every Little Bit Helps
Man in car: I’ll have a hot fudge sundae and a cherry pie.
McDonald’s worker: Anything else?
Man in car: A diet coke.Eagan, McDonald’s drive thru
Overheard by your mom. -
He Ain’t Kidding
Guy: Oh, please. Slip n’ Slip is so 90′s. Crocodile Mile is where it’s at.
Eagan, Dairy Queen
Overheard by totally. -
Don’t Come Back Now
Manager of restaurant to guy leaving restroom: I know we don’t have paper towels in there. I am getting some right now.
Guy: It’s ok. I never wash my hands anyway.Eagan, MN, Buffalo Wild Wings
Overheard by that guy’s girlfriend. -
Riveting
20-something guy #1: And somehow they found out we were living together!
20-something guy #2: OOOOOhhh.Corporate office, Eagan
Overheard by ashley. -
It Can’t Fail
Coworker to Boss: I wanna buy a short bus… and put seats in it, and a loft!
The office, Eagan
Overheard by Concerned Rider. -
My Mind Is Blown
Kid (as fireworks started, ON JULY 4TH): Wow, kind of reminds me of July 4th. Like deja vu. Weird.
Eagan fireworks
Overheard by What day is it again? -
Which Part Is Weirder?
Loud cube neighbor: So, she does her drugs and washes her hands. Takes one pill and washes her hands. Takes a pill and washes her hands. Takes another pill and washes her hands..
Corporate cubeland, Eagan
Overheard by thisisnow. -
The Rest Of Us Chew On Raw Meat All Day
Lady #1: Well, isn’t Mary a vegetarian? I don’t know what she’ll eat at the Potluck.
Lady #2: She is?? Then how come she’s so fat? Don’t vegetarians just eat lettuce?
Lady #1: (very all knowing and certain) Yeah, that’s all they can eat. I don’t know how she gained so much weight on just lettuce.
Lady #2: (Laughs heartily) Well, I’ll just ask her when we go back. Wow, I don’t think I could be a vegetarian and eat lettuce forever.Fitness Locker room of Corporate office in Eagan
Overheard by S.S. -
It’s “Stop Talking”
18 year old senior boy: What’s the abbreviation for don’t?
Eagan High School Gym
Overheard by You’re graduating? -
You’re Going To Hurt His Feelings
Office woman: He, ummm, he walks like a pregnant man.
Corporate hallway, Eagan
Overheard by Ciao. -
We Support Your Passion
Boy: Oh my god, boobs are awesome.
Girl: Hey! Watch your mouth.
Boy: What?? Boobs is NOT a bad word, I mean they say it on Nickelodeon ALL the time.Super America – Eagan
Overheard by I say boob, you say breast. -
Career Day Can Be Exhausting
Middle-aged guy to friends: Oh that’s right, he took his son to the strip club… then the cops came.
Eagan cubeland
Overheard by not your mom. -
It’s For The Best Then
High school teacher to student: Hey, John. You going to caucus tonight to be part of the democratic process?
John: No. I’m a Republican.
Eagan High School
Overheard by one child left behind. -
It’s The Price Of Eating Lucky Charms
Mom of two pantless three year olds: I know bad poopies hurt the bottom.
One of the pantless three year olds: [sniffles and whines, holding his butt]
Mom of two pantless three year olds: I know bad poopies hurt the bottom.
Women’s Bathroom Eagan Life Time Fitness
Overheard by Lunch Lifetimer. -
I Hope They’re Discussing The Latest Lillian Vernon Catalog
Woman who probably likes hotdish #1: I won’t take your Mickey Mouse one.
Woman who probably likes hotdish #2: Just don’t try to take my automatic one!
Corporate cubeland, Eagan
Overheard by Get back to work. -
Hmmm…
Wannabe Black,yet Very Very White Girl to Assembled Coworkers on Smoke Break: Did ya’ll know that the stuff Natives smoke in their pipes is like, really illegal and in order to get it they have to apply with the government and prove that they are real Natives?
Assembled Co-Workers: Ooohhhh…
Wannabe Black,yet Very Very White Girl: Yaap, it is REALLY addictive so they gotta watch who has it.
Bill Collector’s Paradise-Eagan
Overheard by Amused/Offended actual native who knows that it is sweetgrass and tobacco (completely legal). -
That’s All It Wants. Was That So Hard?
Frazzled woman to automatic checkout machine: Yes, I hear you!
Rainbow Food, Eagan
Overheard by your mom. -
Fishing Must Be Getting Easier.
Older Office Guy: It’s nice out this morning. If I was fishing, I’d just be getting off the lake right now.
Younger Office Guy: Fuck, if I was fishing, I’d still be in bed.
Smoking Area (Eagan) -
But The Effects Are The Same.
Harried mother throws a bag of Doritos into her shopping cart.
Irate little boy: NOOOOO! Not those! I want the other burritos, mommy!
Exasperated mom: [sighs] Honey, burritos and Doritos are two completely different things.
Target in Eagan
Overheard by I like Cool Ranch burritos. -
We’ve All Had That Dream.
Co-worker #2 reciprocating to Co-worker #1: Well, I had a dream last night that I stabbed you.
Thomson Corporate Skyway, Eagan
Overheard by Concerned Co-worker #3.
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