Posts Tagged ‘eagan’

• What’s The Technical Term For That?

  Date: 2007.01.26 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

  Older office gal over the cube wall: I have what’s called a floppy colon.
  
  Eagan
  Overheard by mkd.

• Wow.

  Date: 2007.01.03 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

  During the five seconds of complete silence before the movie Dreamgirls begins:
  Some Guy 8 rows in front of me: Can you believe how many black people are in this movie?
  
  Regal Cinema in Eagan
  Overheard by two dolla.

• Every Time.

  Date: 2006.12.29 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

  Male co-worker arriving an hour late to work: It all comes down to underpants.
  
  Eagan
  Overheard by mkd.

• That Might Be Rewarding Him.

  Date: 2006.10.06 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

  Guy #1: You hid my jacket? Why would you do that?
  Guy #2: I don’t know. I was just trying to get your goat.
  Guy #1: I’m gonna teach my goat how to bite people. And tell him that you’re an asshole.
  
  Eagan
  Overheard by a co-worker.