Posts Tagged ‘eden prairie’
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As Do The Ladies
Young Suburban Professional #1: Look at all these chachkies!
Young Suburban Professional #2: I love that you say chachkies!Eden Prairie, Holiday aisle at Target
Overheard by Mustache Ranger. -
As A Matter Of Fact…
Girl holding long piece of paper: Will you hold this for me, Mommy?
Mom, with armful of books: Look how much I am carrying, and what you have. Do you think it’s fair to ask me? Are you the Queen of Sheba?Eden Prairie, library parking lot
Overheard by a patron. -
One Or Two
Guy #1: We need to make an energy drink that, rather than making you wired, makes you mellow.
Guy #2: Dude, the Chinese have been marketing one for decades. It’s called “tea”.
Girl #1: Decades?Eden Prairie, Redstone
Overheard by Ed. -
You’ll Find The Head Of A White Tailed Deer In Your Bed
Office worker: You SHOULD analyze her. She’d never know you’re doing it!
Office building security guard: You don’t know my mafia mother-in-law.Eden Prairie, Atrium
Overheard by Quietly heading for the nearest elevator. -
According To Cosmo?
Married female co-worker to group of other married female co-workers: Do you know how many women love tall, skinny men?!
Eden Prairie, cube zoo
Overheard by The unmarried tall, skinny man in the corner. -
She’s Holding All The Cards Now!
Teenage girl looking at colorful melamine plates: If you buy me these, Mom, I might actually eat.
Eden Prairie, Target
Overheard by Can you say eating disorder? -
Does It Count When You Do It Yourself?
Loud 20-something drunk kid to friends as they walk back into the bar: Man, dude. No, I get my ass grabbed, like, at LEAST five times per day!
Eden Prairie, Old Chicago
Overheard by Somehow, I doubt that. -
How Much Planning Does That Costume Require?
Guy, talking about a Halloween party he attended years ago: I was dressed up like Mr. Rogers and my friend went as a gay ghost.
Friend: A gay ghost?
Guy: Yeah, well he was going to be a regular ghost but we didn’t have any plain white sheets so he had to use a one with a flower print on it.Eden Prairie, Subway, Anderson Lakes Pkwy
Overheard by D.R.B. -
The Answer Depends On Who You Ask
Girl: How many years ago did Jesus exist here on Earth?
Boy: (stares dumbfounded) Are you serious?
Girl: Ya? (Looks at boy expecting answer)Eden Prairie, Baja Sol
Overheard by Jesus. -
That’s Not As Likely As You’d Think
Old lady in wheelchair talking to her friend in the purse area: Aren’t we so lucky to be girls? I mean, I love being a girl. It’s so much fun. I mean, we could’ve been a… bird… or a frog…
Eden Prairie, SuperTarget off Highway 7
Overheard by I really thought she might say BOY. -
It’s Part Of The Thrill
Manager: Try hiking in Norway without wandering around goats. It’s impossible.
Eden Prairie, office
Overheard by slolee. -
It Is All About Sacrifice
Teenage Girl #1: When is the last day of Lent?
Teenage Girl #2: Easter. Why?
Teenage Girl #1: Because that’s when I can start texting in class again.Eden Prairie, Central Middle School
Overheard by you must be an amazing student. -
Nobody Ever Brings Me To Nice Places!
Middle-management office dude to other middle-management office dude: Oh, man, you went to Arby’s? Damn!
Eden Prairie, Fortune 500 Office
Overheard by We All Would Have Loved Some Curly Fries. -
You Should Only Do This If You’re Not Getting Them Back
Daughter: Dad, can we have Mello Yellow to drink?
Father: No, too much caffeine. Well, I suppose we’re dropping you off at your aunt Kathy’s. Go ahead.Eden Prairie, Subway, Anderson Lakes Pkwy
Overheard by D.R.B. -
My Cold Fusion Is Still Broken
Developer #1: I fixed Cold Fusion so, ah, I think I’m going to go home.
Developer #2: The prophesies said one day he would come!Eden Prairie, My Office
Overheard by slolee. -
Things That Are Wrong With America #3897
Teen Girl #1, looking at Heath Ledger Joker bobblehead: It’s so sad that he died, but at least he died, like, a hero. People love the hell out of that movie. He couldn’t have died at a better time.
Teen Girl #2: I know, totally.
Sarcastic Employee Girl, after teen girls have left: Like, oh my god I know, good thing he had a movie coming out when he died, otherwise it would have been so tragic.Eden Prairie, Blockbuster
Overheard by We’ll miss you, Heath. -
I Wonder If Shitting Excited Hurts
25-year old guy on phone: I’m shittin’ excited for this fuckin’ trip; it’s gonna be a bitchin’ good time.
Eden Prairie, Brunswick Bowl
Overheard by Assin’ Good Time. -
Nobody Needs That Much Snicker
CSR #1, referring to King Size Snickers: You want a piece of my snicker?
CSR #2: Yeah, break me off a piece.
CSR #1: That’s the biggest snicker you ever seen!
CSR #2: I’ve seen bigger!Eden Prairie, A fortune 500 company office
Overheard by CJC. -
Calling PETA
40ish Man in suit: You know how sometimes you can love a dog so much it’s, like, illegal?
40ish Woman: (looks at him blankly)
40ish Man: You know… so that it’s, like, illegal?
40ish Woman: (looks straight ahead) Umm, let’s look at halloween candy.Eden Prairie, Target
Overheard by I love my dog, but not THAT much. -
Let Us Know If That Makes You Feel Less Pathetic
Coworker #1: When John McCain wins the election, I’m going to go dance on North Side grave.
Coworker #2: What the hell does that mean?
Coworker #1: I don’t know, a grave of a poor person. Someone who’s poor?
Coworker #2: Wow. How do you even still have a job?Eden Prairie, Office
Overheard by Somebody fire this guy already.
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