Posts Tagged ‘eden prairie’

  • As Do The Ladies

    Date: 2011.04.21 | Category: all | Response: 3

    Young Suburban Professional #1: Look at all these chachkies!
    Young Suburban Professional #2: I love that you say chachkies!

    Eden Prairie, Holiday aisle at Target
    Overheard by Mustache Ranger.

  • As A Matter Of Fact…

    Date: 2010.07.11 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Girl holding long piece of paper: Will you hold this for me, Mommy?
    Mom, with armful of books: Look how much I am carrying, and what you have. Do you think it’s fair to ask me? Are you the Queen of Sheba?

    Eden Prairie, library parking lot
    Overheard by a patron.

  • One Or Two

    Date: 2010.06.30 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Guy #1: We need to make an energy drink that, rather than making you wired, makes you mellow.
    Guy #2: Dude, the Chinese have been marketing one for decades. It’s called “tea”.
    Girl #1: Decades?

    Eden Prairie, Redstone
    Overheard by Ed.

  • You’ll Find The Head Of A White Tailed Deer In Your Bed

    Date: 2010.06.30 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Office worker: You SHOULD analyze her. She’d never know you’re doing it!
    Office building security guard: You don’t know my mafia mother-in-law.

    Eden Prairie, Atrium
    Overheard by Quietly heading for the nearest elevator.

  • According To Cosmo?

    Date: 2010.01.19 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Married female co-worker to group of other married female co-workers: Do you know how many women love tall, skinny men?!

    Eden Prairie, cube zoo
    Overheard by The unmarried tall, skinny man in the corner.

  • She’s Holding All The Cards Now!

    Date: 2009.08.31 | Category: all | Response: 2

    Teenage girl looking at colorful melamine plates: If you buy me these, Mom, I might actually eat.

    Eden Prairie, Target
    Overheard by Can you say eating disorder?

  • Does It Count When You Do It Yourself?

    Date: 2009.07.20 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Loud 20-something drunk kid to friends as they walk back into the bar: Man, dude. No, I get my ass grabbed, like, at LEAST five times per day!

    Eden Prairie, Old Chicago
    Overheard by Somehow, I doubt that.

  • How Much Planning Does That Costume Require?

    Date: 2009.05.05 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Guy, talking about a Halloween party he attended years ago: I was dressed up like Mr. Rogers and my friend went as a gay ghost.
    Friend: A gay ghost?
    Guy: Yeah, well he was going to be a regular ghost but we didn’t have any plain white sheets so he had to use a one with a flower print on it.

    Eden Prairie, Subway, Anderson Lakes Pkwy
    Overheard by D.R.B.

  • The Answer Depends On Who You Ask

    Date: 2009.04.09 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Girl:  How many years ago did Jesus exist here on Earth?
    Boy: (stares dumbfounded) Are you serious?
    Girl:  Ya?  (Looks at boy expecting answer)

    Eden Prairie, Baja Sol
    Overheard by Jesus.

  • That’s Not As Likely As You’d Think

    Date: 2009.04.08 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Old lady in wheelchair talking to her friend in the purse area: Aren’t we so lucky to be girls? I mean, I love being a girl. It’s so much fun. I mean, we could’ve been a… bird… or a frog…

    Eden Prairie, SuperTarget off Highway 7
    Overheard by I really thought she might say BOY.

  • It’s Part Of The Thrill

    Date: 2009.03.30 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Manager: Try hiking in Norway without wandering around goats. It’s impossible.

    Eden Prairie, office
    Overheard by slolee.

  • It Is All About Sacrifice

    Date: 2009.03.27 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Teenage Girl #1: When is the last day of Lent?
    Teenage Girl #2: Easter. Why?
    Teenage Girl #1: Because that’s when I can start texting in class again.

    Eden Prairie, Central Middle School
    Overheard by you must be an amazing student.

  • Nobody Ever Brings Me To Nice Places!

    Date: 2009.03.22 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Middle-management office dude to other middle-management office dude: Oh, man, you went to Arby’s? Damn!

    Eden Prairie, Fortune 500 Office
    Overheard by We All Would Have Loved Some Curly Fries.

  • You Should Only Do This If You’re Not Getting Them Back

    Date: 2009.03.18 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Daughter: Dad, can we have Mello Yellow to drink?
    Father: No, too much caffeine. Well, I suppose we’re dropping you off at your aunt Kathy’s. Go ahead.

    Eden Prairie, Subway, Anderson Lakes Pkwy
    Overheard by D.R.B.

  • My Cold Fusion Is Still Broken

    Date: 2009.03.03 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Developer #1: I fixed Cold Fusion so, ah, I think I’m going to go home.
    Developer #2: The prophesies said one day he would come!

    Eden Prairie, My  Office
    Overheard by slolee.

  • Things That Are Wrong With America #3897

    Date: 2009.01.04 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Teen Girl #1, looking at Heath Ledger Joker bobblehead:  It’s so sad that he died, but at least he died, like, a hero.  People love the hell out of that movie.  He couldn’t have died at a better time.
    Teen Girl #2:  I know, totally.
    Sarcastic Employee Girl, after teen girls have left:  Like, oh my god I know, good thing he had a movie coming out when he died, otherwise it would have been so tragic.

    Eden Prairie, Blockbuster
    Overheard by We’ll miss you, Heath.

  • I Wonder If Shitting Excited Hurts

    Date: 2008.12.23 | Category: all | Response: 0

    25-year old guy on phone: I’m shittin’ excited for this fuckin’ trip; it’s gonna be a bitchin’ good time.

    Eden Prairie, Brunswick Bowl
    Overheard by Assin’ Good Time.

  • Nobody Needs That Much Snicker

    Date: 2008.12.04 | Category: all | Response: 0

    CSR #1, referring to King Size Snickers: You want a piece of my snicker?
    CSR #2: Yeah, break me off a piece.
    CSR #1: That’s the biggest snicker you ever seen!
    CSR #2: I’ve seen bigger!

    Eden Prairie, A fortune 500 company office
    Overheard by CJC.

  • Calling PETA

    Date: 2008.10.31 | Category: all | Response: 0

    40ish Man in suit: You know how sometimes you can love a dog so much it’s, like, illegal?
    40ish Woman: (looks at him blankly)
    40ish Man: You know… so that it’s, like, illegal?
    40ish Woman: (looks straight ahead) Umm, let’s look at halloween candy.

    Eden Prairie, Target
    Overheard by I love my dog, but not THAT much.

  • Let Us Know If That Makes You Feel Less Pathetic

    Date: 2008.10.30 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Coworker #1: When John McCain wins the election, I’m going to go dance on North Side grave.
    Coworker #2: What the hell does that mean?
    Coworker #1: I don’t know, a grave of a poor person. Someone who’s poor?
    Coworker #2: Wow. How do you even still have a job?

    Eden Prairie, Office
    Overheard by Somebody fire this guy already.