Posts Tagged ‘eden prairie’
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We’re Learning A Lot About People These Days
Coworker #1, getting off the phone: That guy thought I was a secretary. No, I am not a secretary! I’m not a woman!
Coworker #2: Uh… not touching that one.
Coworker #3: Um, yeah.Eden Prairie, Office
Overheard by Did you hear they can vote now? -
And That’s Why Grandma Has This Whole Chicken
A young grandmother at Boston Market, singing to her young granddaughter to the tune of Puff the Magic Dragon: Puff the magic grandma had no teeth, and smoked marijuana to provide relief…
Eden Prairie, Boston Market
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Those Must Be Small Potatoes
Middle-aged woman, talking about her son: He’s reached the three potato age.
Eden Prairie, Office building
Overheard by That’s old? -
Just Don’t Order From Them Twice
Asshole Coworker: I don’t tip delivery drivers because they’re from companies that charge a delivery fee. I’m already paying extra, why should I have to tip them?
Stunned Coworker: You are a cheap bastard! Those drivers depend on tips for a living!
Asshole Coworker: They make a living wage, why should I feel bad for not tipping them? If they make minimum wage, that’s over $13,000 a year. Get a couple roommates and that’s definitely livable.
Stunned Coworker: WHAT? They don’t make minimum wage, and they depend on tips to make up the difference.
Asshole Coworker: Okay, but really, what is $2.00 from me going to do for them?
Stunned Coworker: Again, you are such a cheap bastard.Eden Prairie, Office
Overheard by Man that dude is cheap. -
She Meant The Church She Was Vaguely Aware Of
Woman #1: Where are you getting married?
Woman #2: The church I grew up with, in Eden Prairie.
Woman #1: Cool. Is that a Catholic church?
Woman #2: Um, I don’t know. Lutheran maybe? I guess I’m not really sure.St. Paul, Internet Broadcasting
Overheard by You… grew up with them? And you missed that detail? -
Or A Health Condition
25-year old man: If I don’t have enough to drink, I get tired and go to sleep. It’s a character flaw.
Pei Wei, Eden Prairie
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And Your Drama Isn’t
High-school-age girl: Ughh, I think I’m delusional.
Mom: You’re not delusional, honey, you’re having a panic attack.
High-school-age girl: Oh god, mom, you’re sooo embarrassing!Eden Prairie Target
Overheard by a-town. -
It’s Not That Kind Of Movie
Skinny white chick during a “Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants” preview before Batman: We don’t care about the Sisterhood! We’re here for the… the PENISHOOD!
Eden Prairie AMC
Overheard by just here for Batman, thanks… -
Please Do Not Keep Going
Boss to employee: What was I thinking of in the shower this morning?
Office in Eden Prairie
Overheard by It may have been a great idea, but right now it’s just scandalous. -
And Don’t You Forget It!
4 year old girl to Daddy (pointing to image of Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan Kenobi): Look Daddy, it’s C-3PO!
Daddy (scoffing meanly, annoyed): That is *not* C-3PO, that is Obi-Wan Kenobi!AMC Theater – Eden Prairie
Overheard by Daughter deserves an A for effort, ya douche-bag. -
Is All That Really Necessary?
Co-worker #1: Our courageous leader tells me our people have fallen on hard times and though the metaphorical rain may fall, our perseverance will prevail and triumph will soon be ours.
Co-worker #2: Weird, dude. Hey, wanna order Jimmy Johns with me?Eden Prairie cube farm
Overheard by co-worker 3. -
Low Maintenance
Coworker: Yeah, ’cause I just LOVE watching American movies in Chinese. (laughs in enjoyment) Yeah, its awesome.
Cube neighbor Eden Prairie
Overheard by Giggling. -
When The Thrill Is Gone
Lady to Co-worker: Black Friday just isn’t the same anymore, now it’s like the first day of hunting; you just got for the fun and don’t kill anything. Just not the same.
Eden Prairie Center Mall
Overheard by Smoker. -
Inside Joke Or Cry For Help?
Blonde Woman to Brunette Woman: I looked in the goodie bag and she gave me a package of Hello Kitty Band-Aids with a note that said ‘These are for your drunk owies.’
Kohls, Eden Prairie Center
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You Mean It Was Disappointing?!
Woman on cell phone: Not to be Captain Obvious on this one, but maybe the first sign that you should not have gone home with the guy was that he pretty much thought your name was “hot girl”. And of course the second sign could have been that he was wearing a fuzzy hat in the shape of a cooked turkey.
Caribou Coffee in Eden Prairie
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Also, It’s Mostly Different From Banana
Girl: How do you spell Buchanan?
Boy: B-u-c-h-a-n-a-n. It’s like banana but with a “ch”.Dunn Brothers Eden Prairie West
Overheard by Politically incorrect? -
Someone’s Been In Too Many Internet Fights
Barista: Would you like room for cream in your coffee?
Yuppie business man: No! I’m not a nazi.Dunn Brothers Eden Prairie West
Overheard by Because Nazis clearly have a monopoly on cream. -
Sounds Like It’s A Little Late For Relief
Teenage girl to mom (sarcastic tone): Guess who just got their period three days before prom!!!!
Her mom: (puts hand over heart and exhales in relief) Oh, thank GOD.Bathroom in Target in EP
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I Really Love Cake
Teenage girl coming out of world history: Marie Antoinette was so cool! I love her quote “then I will eat cake.”
Eden Prairie High School
Overheard by oh how wrong she is. -
His Bathroom Is Under Construction
Woman in 20s: That’s why I don’t believe in religion! Because God shits on us all the time.
The office in Eden Prairie
Overheard by ldg.
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