Posts Tagged ‘edina’
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And Start Prepping It For A Life In Stand-Up
Female co-worker talking loudly on phone: That’s how I feel about having an ugly baby. If my baby is ugly I hope I can crack jokes before other people are talking about it behind my back.
Edina, office
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No Hablo Ingles
Frazzled White Haired Older Woman to 20 something Best Buy Employee: If I said the word “Wi-Fi” to you, would you know what that means?
Edina, Best Buy
Overheard by These people really exist! -
Election Day Celebration
Middle aged woman, to her date: Yeah, that’s the guy I’m talking about; Arnold Schwarzenegger! You know he once killed 600 people. On an island.
Edina, Southdale Movie Theater
Overheard by Sticking to the Mainland, Thanks. -
And Take All The Toilet Paper
Cubicle Mate: So, no raises, no bonus.
Cubicle Manager: Yeah, I guess.
Cubicle Mate: Well, in that case, I’m just going to use the free hot cocoa in the break room as a meal replacement system.Edina, cubicle farm water cooler
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Someone Change Her Batteries
Young woman to slumped, unresponsive man: And so I was talking with them and everyone’s getting their turn at talking, but I was talking to them and we’re just talking, you know, and everything’s fine. You know? And I was talking because I’m talking, and I like to talk, I like to talk with them, and they’re talking. And I’m talking, and I don’t think I’m talking too much, because they’re talking. They’re talking, we’re all talking, I’m giving everyone their turn to talk because I don’t like to dominate the conversation.
Edina, Edina Grill
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His First Session Will Be So Confusing
10-year-old boy #1: What is a social worker anyway?
10-year-old boy #2: It’s a gay person! Duh!Edina, Super Target
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We Know What It Means Anyway
Woman on cellphone: To verify, I had to ask her ethnicity, and she said, “I’m Lutheran.” In my head I think, “Uhhh,” but she’s 75 years old, so I guess that’s okay.
Edina, Centennial Lakes Office Park
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What’s Your High Score?
Bus driver: Do you ever play Halo?
Old Guy: I don’t play games. I play Photoshop.Edina, 6 Bus
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Reality Shows Have Screwed Up Our View Of Reality
Tween, regarding music video about cartoon reality show: It’s a reality show, but with cartoons.
Mom: How is that reality?
Tween: I don’t know, it’s probably staged. You know, like Lost, where it’s real people but they fiddle with the circumstances.Edina, Southdale AMC
Overheard by it’s so real it’s not. -
Why Should He Have To Know What That Word Means?
Kinda Skeezy Hollister Guy: It was pretty good for the sixth book of the trilogy.
Edina, Harry Potter @ Southdale AMC
Overheard by It’s… like… two trilogies… -
Wait 10 Years
Trashy mom to tween daughter: Does your attitude ever not fucking suck!?!?!
Edina, walking into Wendy’s
Overheard by I’d hate life too if you were my mom. -
Just Remember That Until You’re 25
Teenage girl to friend: I’m pretty sure girls don’t get horny. Because, y’know. Sex isn’t fun for the girl. So why would she get horny for it?
Edina, Birthday party
Overheard by Then what have I been feeling? -
I Take It Back
Girl #1: Some people find you a little abrasive.
Girl #2: What the fuck is that supposed to mean?!Edina, Fuddruckers
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But True
Woman: I can’t believe this, my skin is not that white.
Male coworker: I’m not saying it’s that white.
Woman: Are you calling me pasty?
Male coworker: It’s Minnesota, we’re all pasty.
Woman: Harsh.Edina, Grandview Square office building, hallway by bathrooms
Overheard by Does it seem relevant that she was Asian? -
It’s Like A Disney Movie
Dad to 8 and 10 year old: If we came home and the house was burned, what would we have left in this world?
8 year old: The new car?
10 year old: No, dummy, we would have each other.Edina, Office building
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I’ve Heard That Before
Young boy in ladies stall with his mom: Mommy, can I see your butt?
Mother: No.
Boy: Come on, I won’t tell anyone.Edina, Target bathroom
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No, Of Course Not
Loud girl, right after Watchmen: That was really good! But I didn’t like it.
Edina, Southdale. 3AM
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No Wonder It Didn’t Go Well With The Yogurt
Dumb Girl in Cube: Yeah, I’m not a very adventurous eater. Yesterday *Kim made me try an apricot!
Kim: It was an avacado.
Dumb Girl: Oh yeah, haha, whatever.Edina, In the office
Overheard by Can’t believe she has a job. -
Foreplay? What’s Foreplay?
Woman to her male friend: It’s better than the last time I brought a boyfriend lingerie shopping. I asked him what he thought, and he threw it on the floor and said, “looks great.”
Edina, Jo-Ann Store
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Let’s Go Over What We’ve Learned: Kids Repeat Everything
Six year old boy: Less sex is so much more fun.
Edina, Target
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