Posts Tagged ‘edina’
Female co-worker talking loudly on phone: That’s how I feel about having an ugly baby. If my baby is ugly I hope I can crack jokes before other people are talking about it behind my back.
Overheard by zack.
Frazzled White Haired Older Woman to 20 something Best Buy Employee: If I said the word “Wi-Fi” to you, would you know what that means?
Edina, Best Buy
Overheard by These people really exist!
Middle aged woman, to her date: Yeah, that’s the guy I’m talking about; Arnold Schwarzenegger! You know he once killed 600 people. On an island.
Edina, Southdale Movie Theater
Overheard by Sticking to the Mainland, Thanks.
Cubicle Mate: So, no raises, no bonus.
Cubicle Manager: Yeah, I guess.
Cubicle Mate: Well, in that case, I’m just going to use the free hot cocoa in the break room as a meal replacement system.
Edina, cubicle farm water cooler
Overheard by Does our insurance cover hip replacements?
Young woman to slumped, unresponsive man: And so I was talking with them and everyone’s getting their turn at talking, but I was talking to them and we’re just talking, you know, and everything’s fine. You know? And I was talking because I’m talking, and I like to talk, I like to talk with them, and they’re talking. And I’m talking, and I don’t think I’m talking too much, because they’re talking. They’re talking, we’re all talking, I’m giving everyone their turn to talk because I don’t like to dominate the conversation.
Edina, Edina Grill
Overheard by sxoidmal.
10-year-old boy #1: What is a social worker anyway?
10-year-old boy #2: It’s a gay person! Duh!
Edina, Super Target
Overheard by lol.
Woman on cellphone: To verify, I had to ask her ethnicity, and she said, “I’m Lutheran.” In my head I think, “Uhhh,” but she’s 75 years old, so I guess that’s okay.
Edina, Centennial Lakes Office Park
Overheard by awkward.
Bus driver: Do you ever play Halo?
Old Guy: I don’t play games. I play Photoshop.
Edina, 6 Bus
Tween, regarding music video about cartoon reality show: It’s a reality show, but with cartoons.
Mom: How is that reality?
Tween: I don’t know, it’s probably staged. You know, like Lost, where it’s real people but they fiddle with the circumstances.
Edina, Southdale AMC
Overheard by it’s so real it’s not.
Kinda Skeezy Hollister Guy: It was pretty good for the sixth book of the trilogy.
Edina, Harry Potter @ Southdale AMC
Overheard by It’s… like… two trilogies…
Trashy mom to tween daughter: Does your attitude ever not fucking suck!?!?!
Edina, walking into Wendy’s
Overheard by I’d hate life too if you were my mom.
Teenage girl to friend: I’m pretty sure girls don’t get horny. Because, y’know. Sex isn’t fun for the girl. So why would she get horny for it?
Edina, Birthday party
Overheard by Then what have I been feeling?
Girl #1: Some people find you a little abrasive.
Girl #2: What the fuck is that supposed to mean?!
Overheard by AP.
Woman: I can’t believe this, my skin is not that white.
Male coworker: I’m not saying it’s that white.
Woman: Are you calling me pasty?
Male coworker: It’s Minnesota, we’re all pasty.
Edina, Grandview Square office building, hallway by bathrooms
Overheard by Does it seem relevant that she was Asian?
Dad to 8 and 10 year old: If we came home and the house was burned, what would we have left in this world?
8 year old: The new car?
10 year old: No, dummy, we would have each other.
Edina, Office building
Overheard by thankful for firefighters.
Young boy in ladies stall with his mom: Mommy, can I see your butt?
Boy: Come on, I won’t tell anyone.
Edina, Target bathroom
Loud girl, right after Watchmen: That was really good! But I didn’t like it.
Edina, Southdale. 3AM
Overheard by The Paint King.
Dumb Girl in Cube: Yeah, I’m not a very adventurous eater. Yesterday *Kim made me try an apricot!
Kim: It was an avacado.
Dumb Girl: Oh yeah, haha, whatever.
Edina, In the office
Overheard by Can’t believe she has a job.
Woman to her male friend: It’s better than the last time I brought a boyfriend lingerie shopping. I asked him what he thought, and he threw it on the floor and said, “looks great.”
Edina, Jo-Ann Store
Overheard by DK.
Six year old boy: Less sex is so much more fun.