Woman petting dog to dog’s owner: Can I give her a pig’s ear? I have one in my trunk!

Caribou coffee on York in Edina
Overheard by your mom.

Man walking out of theater: I’ve got to go defeat that midget…

Edina
Overheard by Dea.

Girl on cell phone: I’m a 5′1″ blonde girl from Edina. I can do whatever the fuck I want.

hennepin sidewalk-uptown
Overheard by can i punch you in the face?

Overweight Lesbian #1: Then I remembered that I got my nipples pierced! That should score me something!
Overweight Lesbian #2: Dude, it isn’t that type of concert.

Chipolte in Edina
Overheard by Am I going to the wrong concerts?

White College Girl #1: You know how that one guy was a good Asian?
White College Girl #2: Yeah, totally.
White College Girl #1: Well that guy… was a bad Asian.

Panera - Edina

Coworker #1: Can I bother you for a second?
Grumpy Coworker #2: You just did.

Edina office
Overheard by Why bother asking.

Very young girl in grocery cart seat: Daddy, which yogurt are we getting?
Dad: This one.
Very young girl: But that’s your yogurt, not mine. I want my yogurt.
Dad: My yogurt is your yogurt.
Very young girl: But that’s not the flavor I like.
Dad: That’s what we’re getting.
Very young girl: Oh God. *sigh*

Edina Byerly’s dairy section
Overheard by I like apricot, myself.

Two well-heeled, casually dressed men standing in the vestibule, waiting for a table. One has been expressing envy of the other’s lifestyle.
The man who “has it all”: You can have anything of mine except for Shirley.

Beaujo’s Wine Bar, 50th & France, Edina
Overheard by RadioGirl.

Co-worker #1: I mean, really. What did people do before anti-depressants?
Co-worker #2 & #3 in unison: Committed suicide??

Office Courtyard in Edina
Overheard by tigerbeatpoet.

Ditzy edina high school girl: OMG I just yawned! Do you know what that means?!
Annoyed female employee: Um, I don’t know.
Ditzy edina high school girl: It means that I forgot to breathe!!!! I, like, always forget to breathe. It’s like this bad habit I just, like, have.
Annoyed female employee: Do you forget to breathe often?!
Ditzy edina high school girl: Well, like, yeah, I mean, I yawn like, non-stop.

Heartbreakers/ Uptown
Overheard by A girl who never yawns…

Woman: I like Hannah Dana.
Man: Who?
Woman: Hannah Dana, Hannah Dana the actress.
Man: Who’s Hannah Dana?
Woman (frustrated): You know. Splash, Clan of the Cave Bear, Hannah Da… Oh, I mean Daryl Hannah.
Man (laughing and shaking his head): Hannah Dana

Edina Theater
Overheard by People sitting behind them, also laughing.