Guy #1: Dude, you can’t make out with your sister!
Guy #2: Even if she’s, like, really hot?
Guy #1: Rough, dude.

Minnetonka High School
Overheard by glad we’re not related.

College girl in line for burrito toppings: GOD, I JUST LOVE PROTEIN!!!

Minneapolis, Augsburg College Cafeteria
Overheard by Were you refering to sour cream or salsa?

Blonde Cheerleader: I mean, like, no one even goes to junior prom. Junior prom is like… daycare.

Minnetonka, Minnetonka High School

Guy talking to friends, sounding offended: I don’t know where to get hairy underwear!

New Hope, Cooper High School

Teenage Boy: Don’t you ever take your underwear straight out of the dryer and put them on and be, like, WOOOOHHH!!!

Roseville, RAHS
Overheard by What was going on before then?

Student: Deep inside I’m obese.

Minnetonka, Minnetonka High School
Overheard by Tallulah.

Boy #1: Doesn’t Dan* have a cow suit?
Boy #2, wearing a cow costume: Probably. Dan’s an attractive man.

Minnetonka High School
Overheard by Tallulah.

Choir Teacher #1: I get really hot in there.
Choir Teacher #2: In more ways than one!

New Hope, Cooper High School
Overheard by Eew. Eew. Eew. Eew.

Highschool Dude #1: Did you hear Johnson found a 20-dollar bill this morning?
Highschool Dude #2: Dude. I totally saw that happen. I was, like, two feet behind him, I saw it laying on the floor right as he bent over to pick it up.
Highschool Dude #1: (in all seriousness) Why didn’t you kick him in the ribs and grab it?

Eagan High School
Overheard by I would’ve.

Girl ranting on cellphone: Ugggh. So, now she’s all, like, angry and premenopausal.

Plymouth, Wayzata High School
Overheard by Technically, so are you…

Drunk Guy in Detox: I’m from Edina. I can pay drinking tickets like this, this and that. You should be impressed how many I’ve already paid.

St. Paul, University of St. Thomas Public Safety
Overheard by Poor in Comparison.

20 something female student: My room is, like, the coldest in the apartment right now. It’s like masturbating in Antarctica.

St Paul, Concordia University
Overheard by Glad I don’t live in Antarctica.

Protesting student being dragged into hall by dean: What?? What did I even do??
Dean: Well, you set the lightbulb on fire.

Minneapolis, small high school
Overheard by Maybe he had a really great idea.

Girl in class #1: Is Ralph Waldo Emerson Walt Disney?
Girl in class #2: No, he’s an essayist.
Girl in class #1: A what?
Girl in class #2: An author.
Girl in class #1: Oh. So, who’s Walt Disney?
Girl in class #2: Uh… Walt Disney is.
Girl in class #1, to another friend: UGH. She doesn’t get what I’m asking!

Burnsville High School

Teenage girl #1 to friend: Dude, your sister’s tiny.
Teenage girl #2: Thanks. She’s like an accessory.

Maplewood, Mounds Park Academy
Overheard by Gucci or Coach?

Choir teacher, to guy from uniform company: Can we get the shirts without the sheen? See, a lot of my men have boobs, and the shiny material clings to every boob and fat roll.

New Hope, Cooper High School Music Hallway
Overheard by please, get the not shiny shirts!

Frank teenage girl: Maria* is self-conscious about her meat so she’s moving over there.

Maplewood, Mounds Park Academy
Overheard by What about her vegetables?

Brunette teenage girl: I didn’t have time to brush my teeth this morning.
Blonde teenage girl: That’s disgusting!
Brunette teenage girl: No, it isn’t! I’ve chewed enough gum so that all the germs are gone now.

Alexandria, Jefferson Senior High School parking lot
Overheard by ick!

Girl: Penises look weird.
Boy #1: I know!  They are like fungi sprouting out of your body!
Boy #2: They look like… hamsters.

Minneapolis, South High School
Overheard by Have you SEEN a hamster?

Instructor: You’ll notice the young woman in this video doesn’t smile much.  She has an extra tooth in her mouth that most people don’t have.

Minneapolis, Aveda Institute
Overheard by comb comb comb cut cut cut.