Posts Tagged ‘education’

  • It’s Clumsy But It Works

    Date: 2011.10.16 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Tan teenage boy to tan female friend: My mom wants me to hang out with you more.
    Tan teenage girl: Why?
    Tan teenage boy: Because you’re Mexican.

    Maplewood, Mounds Park Academy
    Overheard by I want to hang out with you because I’m Asian!

  • Or When You’re The Mayor On Foursquare

    Date: 2010.12.20 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Kid talking to his friends: Man, when you walk into Burger King and they already be knowin’ what you be wantin’, that’s when you gotta step back and say to yourself, “Whoah, man, maybe it’s time to slow down.”
    Friend: Yeah, man.

    Saint Paul, High school lunch table

  • And I Think I’m Getting Pretty Good At It

    Date: 2010.09.13 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Biking Man #1: I haven’t done it in 20 years!
    Biking Man #2: I’ve done it three times, twice by myself.

    Minnetonka, Minnetonka Middle School East
    Overheard by Did ya have to pay for it the third time?

  • Fair Compromise

    Date: 2010.06.24 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Adult: Nice haircut, kid! Is your dad in the Army or something?
    Teenager with newly shaved head: No, but he did go to prison!

    Hopkins, summer school

  • That’s Why It’s Not Illegal

    Date: 2010.06.02 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Teenage girl: Look, it’s not a drug, it’s an herb!

    Apple Valley High School
    Overheard by Whatever you say, Mary Jane.

  • Anatomy Class Is Full Of Surprises

    Date: 2010.05.09 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Freshman girl: The whole class period, all I could think about was popping his boobs!

    Minnetonka High School
    Overheard by Already Confused.

  • Is Brooklyn Park That Bad?

    Date: 2010.05.01 | Category: all | Response: 4

    Female Student to friend: It’s not a good place to go this time of year unless you want to get shot in the head.

    Brooklyn Park, North Hennepin Community College
    Overheard by …wait? what?

  • Argument For More Education Funding

    Date: 2010.04.28 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Boy #1: Man, you’re so dumb! You think Canada is in North America!
    Boy #2: Isn’t it? Isn’t it?

    Stillwater, Stillwater Area High School, outside of a Reading Skills class
    Overheard by someone who also thought Canada was in North America.

  • Just Keep Practicing

    Date: 2010.04.26 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Middle school boy: Every time I wear high heels, I strike oil!

    Bloomington, middle school

  • It Also Gives Relationship Advice

    Date: 2010.04.24 | Category: all | Response: 0

    College Girl (on the spelling of a word): Hold on. I’m gonna check it with T9. T9 knows everything. It’s like a walking dictionary.

    Roseville, Northwestern College
    Overheard by I think you need to look up “walking.” Oh, and “dictionary.”.

  • Who Do These Parents Think They Are?

    Date: 2010.04.05 | Category: all | Response: 1

    Junior High Girl to mom on the phone: What the hell, mom, you need to be here when I tell you.

    Minnetonka, Hopkins High school
    Overheard by Show Some Respect?

  • You’re Not Trapped In An Attic

    Date: 2010.02.28 | Category: all | Response: 2

    Guy #1: Dude, you can’t make out with your sister!
    Guy #2: Even if she’s, like, really hot?
    Guy #1: Rough, dude.

    Minnetonka High School
    Overheard by glad we’re not related.

  • That’s Not A Topping

    Date: 2010.02.25 | Category: all | Response: 0

    College girl in line for burrito toppings: GOD, I JUST LOVE PROTEIN!!!

    Minneapolis, Augsburg College Cafeteria
    Overheard by Were you refering to sour cream or salsa?

  • With More Germs

    Date: 2010.02.11 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Blonde Cheerleader: I mean, like, no one even goes to junior prom. Junior prom is like… daycare.

    Minnetonka, Minnetonka High School

  • Sounds Like A DIY Project

    Date: 2010.02.07 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Guy talking to friends, sounding offended: I don’t know where to get hairy underwear!

    New Hope, Cooper High School

  • Every Chance I Get, Kid

    Date: 2010.01.13 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Teenage Boy: Don’t you ever take your underwear straight out of the dryer and put them on and be, like, WOOOOHHH!!!

    Roseville, RAHS
    Overheard by What was going on before then?

  • Just Waiting For The Day I Can Let It Out

    Date: 2009.12.23 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Student: Deep inside I’m obese.

    Minnetonka, Minnetonka High School
    Overheard by Tallulah.

  • Everybody Knows Those Go Hand In Hand

    Date: 2009.12.23 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Boy #1: Doesn’t Dan* have a cow suit?
    Boy #2, wearing a cow costume: Probably. Dan’s an attractive man.

    Minnetonka High School
    Overheard by Tallulah.

  • Adults Are So Creepy!

    Date: 2009.12.16 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Choir Teacher #1: I get really hot in there.
    Choir Teacher #2: In more ways than one!

    New Hope, Cooper High School
    Overheard by Eew. Eew. Eew. Eew.

  • I Don’t Kick For Anything Less Than $50

    Date: 2009.11.28 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Highschool Dude #1: Did you hear Johnson found a 20-dollar bill this morning?
    Highschool Dude #2: Dude. I totally saw that happen. I was, like, two feet behind him, I saw it laying on the floor right as he bent over to pick it up.
    Highschool Dude #1: (in all seriousness) Why didn’t you kick him in the ribs and grab it?

    Eagan High School
    Overheard by I would’ve.