Posts Tagged ‘education’
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Like High School Needed To Be More Complicated
Girl ranting on cellphone: Ugggh. So, now she’s all, like, angry and premenopausal.
Plymouth, Wayzata High School
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His Liver Is More Impressive Than His Checkbook
Drunk Guy in Detox: I’m from Edina. I can pay drinking tickets like this, this and that. You should be impressed how many I’ve already paid.
St. Paul, University of St. Thomas Public Safety
Overheard by Poor in Comparison. -
But Without The Sled Dogs Or Frostbite
20 something female student: My room is, like, the coldest in the apartment right now. It’s like masturbating in Antarctica.
St Paul, Concordia University
Overheard by Glad I don’t live in Antarctica. -
That Was For Science
Protesting student being dragged into hall by dean: What?? What did I even do??
Dean: Well, you set the lightbulb on fire.Minneapolis, small high school
Overheard by Maybe he had a really great idea. -
I Don’t Think You Do Either
Girl in class #1: Is Ralph Waldo Emerson Walt Disney?
Girl in class #2: No, he’s an essayist.
Girl in class #1: A what?
Girl in class #2: An author.
Girl in class #1: Oh. So, who’s Walt Disney?
Girl in class #2: Uh… Walt Disney is.
Girl in class #1, to another friend: UGH. She doesn’t get what I’m asking!Burnsville High School
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And Unlike A Chihuahua, She Can Feed Herself
Teenage girl #1 to friend: Dude, your sister’s tiny.
Teenage girl #2: Thanks. She’s like an accessory.Maplewood, Mounds Park Academy
Overheard by Gucci or Coach? -
And Now To All My Thoughts And Dreams
Choir teacher, to guy from uniform company: Can we get the shirts without the sheen? See, a lot of my men have boobs, and the shiny material clings to every boob and fat roll.
New Hope, Cooper High School Music Hallway
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What She Doesn’t Know Is That Her Meat Judges Her
Frank teenage girl: Maria* is self-conscious about her meat so she’s moving over there.
Maplewood, Mounds Park Academy
Overheard by What about her vegetables? -
Just Don’t Stand Close To Me
Brunette teenage girl: I didn’t have time to brush my teeth this morning.
Blonde teenage girl: That’s disgusting!
Brunette teenage girl: No, it isn’t! I’ve chewed enough gum so that all the germs are gone now.Alexandria, Jefferson Senior High School parking lot
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A Very Rare Breed
Girl: Penises look weird.
Boy #1: I know! They are like fungi sprouting out of your body!
Boy #2: They look like… hamsters.Minneapolis, South High School
Overheard by Have you SEEN a hamster? -
Does She Want It Trimmed?
Instructor: You’ll notice the young woman in this video doesn’t smile much. She has an extra tooth in her mouth that most people don’t have.
Minneapolis, Aveda Institute
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Might Have To Write It Down
Teenage girl, to friend: The elbow is a euphemism, remember that.
Maplewood, Mounds Park Academy
Overheard by Not as good as the spinal cord. -
It Would Be Awkward If You Didn’t
Girl, to friend: Would it be awkward if I leaned in to smell your perfume and licked your neck?
Maplewood, MPA
Overheard by Only if it actually happened. -
Anyone In A Boy Band
Stoned Boy in rather quiet library: Who DOESN’T want to look like a buff Jesus?!
Plymouth, Wayzata High School
Overheard by I don’t think that’s your history project. -
Learn Them In Another Language And You’re All Set
Girl in geometry class to friend: I like the word tangent. Ms. Washburn taught it to me. You taught me “random”, and Laura taught me “rape”.
Friend: That paragraph just defined us all.Maplewood, MPA
Overheard by The power of knowledge. -
She Could Use A Break For 8th Grade
7th grade girl #1: Oh my god, I totally do not want the world to end in 2012!
7th grade girl #2: Oh, because you don’t want to die?
7th grade girl #1: No! Because I totally want to have children!
7th grade girl #2: Well, why don’t you just take one from Stacy*?Hutchinson, Local Middle School
Overheard by Amused/horrified Teacher. -
8th Grade Boys And Everyone I Know
8th Grade Girl: I bet that’s true.
8th Grade Boy: I bet your mom’s true.
8th Grade Girl: Who even says that anymore?Maplewood, Mounds Park Academy
Overheard by I guess I’m not up on the lingo. -
And Now Turn It Into A Flower
Freshman girl, to friend: You drew a swastika on my notebook?!
Friend: Yeah?
Freshman girl, a while later: I wasn’t surprised, just angry.Maplewood, MPA
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The Self Loathing Kind
Boy: The deeper you go into the bucket of emo the more pornography you find.
Maplewood, Mounds Park Academy
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All The Buried Treasure Has Been Dug Up
Girl, during a lecture about modern pirates: So, why don’t we get any pirate attacks in Minnesota?
Maplewood, MPA
Overheard by Lake Superior is decievingly dangerous.
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