Posts Tagged ‘education’
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That’s The Opposite Of Cool
Girl #1: I mean, I just hate them.
Girl #2: Do you know that to get in their little group now, you have to roll up your sleeves all the time?!
Girl #1: Ugh. That makes me sick.
Girl #2: I hate those… those… Supergirls!Mendota Heights, local high school
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Go Outside Today
Alto II teenage girl (on singing first soprano part in choir): That was like going on a field trip!
Maplewood, Mounds Park Academy
Overheard by Just wait till you try out the bass line. -
Her Head Is Pretty Thick
Blonde Student: Um, I don’t get it. If bones are so strong, why can’t we make buildings out of them?
Richfield, Holy Angels science dept.
Overheard by PLEASE donate your body to science. -
Have Some Overreaction
Exchange Student: Is it still illegal for black people to own guns?
Black Student: WHAT?!
Student: She’s from Germany! She doesn’t know.
Black Student: Oh, OK. Racist Nazi bitch.Fridley, Totino Grace HS
Overheard by WW2 is over… -
Bring Your Camera
14-year-old boy: DUDE! DUDE! Greatest idea ever. Polly Pocket, firecracker, rubber band! BOOM! Seriously, my sister has like a million of them!
Apple Valley, Valley Middle
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We Accept You
Girl looking at book: That looks like a giant penis!
Girl sitting next to her: I have one of those.Brooklyn Park, NHCC
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That’s True Of Everyone
Boy: What do you think I am, a fortune cookie?
Girl: Do the words “In Bed” make sense after everything you say?
Boy and Girl: (pause) Yes.Maplewood, MPA
Overheard by good to know. -
Those Can Be Serious
Nerdy Girl: I didn’t want to fight last night because I forgot my jill. And what would I say if I had to explain it to my mom? I got hurt just a little bit lower down.
Nerdy girl’s friend: What, like a concussion on your vagina?St. Paul, St. Kates
Overheard by its called your princess. -
Where Were Those Voices Coming From?
Girl talking to herself: Shut up, shut up, shut up.
Girl #2: Who were you talking to?
Girl talking to herself: YOU.
Girl#2: I wasn’t saying anything.
Girl talking to herself: Really?Maplewood, MPA
Overheard by Dazzling Drawer. -
Cheap Appetizers
Student in Study Hall to friends: Doesn’t Taco Bell have, like, F grade meat? But it smells so good. Like dogfood. I mean, dogfood smells really good. My sister used to eat dogfood. She’d just open up a can, put half in the dog dish, and put half on a plate.
Mendota Heights, local high school
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Hang It Around Your Neck
Girl, to friend holding a blue ruler: You know, that ruler really makes your eyes pop.
Maplewood, MPA
Overheard by My calculator brings out my highlights. -
Not Long Enough
5 year old boy upon seeing snow falling while heading out for recess: Spring in Minnesota is bullshit.
5 year old girl: What’s spring?Plymouth, Kindergarten class
Overheard by Amused teacher trying not to laugh at the swearing. -
It Is All About Sacrifice
Teenage Girl #1: When is the last day of Lent?
Teenage Girl #2: Easter. Why?
Teenage Girl #1: Because that’s when I can start texting in class again.Eden Prairie, Central Middle School
Overheard by you must be an amazing student. -
All Canals Are In Italy
Girl#1: That crazy Mexican.
Girl #2: He’s from Colombia!
Girl #1: Whatever. They’re both in South America.
Girl #2: Mexico is in North America.
Girl #1: Oh. Close enough.
Girl #2: Yeah, technically everything north of the Panama Canal is in North America.
Girl #1: Wait, the Panama Canal… isn’t that in Italy?Richfield, High School English classroom
Overheard by Yes. Yes it is. -
It Just Doesn’t Get Old
Teacher to student: Stop playing with other kids’ balls!
Hopkins, School
Overheard by I still think it is funny. -
When Will Someone Understand How Rough It Is To Be Me?
Teenage girl on cell phone: MOM! I don’t want to drive all the way to Edina to pick up your credit card! And I have to go tanning first!
Plymouth, Wayzata High School
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You Can’t Take Your Eyes Off Them
Junior to a classmate in a class on WW2: Dude, did you know England is an island? When did that happen?!
Minneapolis, High School
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She’s Oily And Expires On 6/30/2010?
Student #1: You said she’s emotional, right?
Student #2: Yeah.
Student #1: (with a proud smile) Ok, I have a great analogy. (pauses) She’s like a bottle of Italian dressing.
Student #2: …Plymouth, Wayzata High School
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Stick Close To That Guy
Student #1: So in the end, I think an entourage of midgets is the way to go.
Student #2: Yeah, I agree!Local high school, Mendota Heights
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It’s Just Like Playing The White Album Backwards
Girl Coming Out Of Band: So, I found this pencil today and I tried to read it. And I didn’t really realize I was reading it upside down. And now I’ve realized that it was a Hannah Montanna pencil, but I swear that I was reading something about Hitler!
Maplewood, MPA
Overheard by Cynical… I think that there is a connection here!
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