Posts Tagged ‘excelsior’

  • Narrow It Down A Little

    Date: 2009.09.08 | Category: all | Response: 0

    50 something woman #1: You should call up those lesbian girls from San Francisco.
    50 something woman #2: Oh THEM!

    Excelsior, bike trail
    Overheard by bikerchick.

  • Don’t Forget That Lesson

    Date: 2009.01.18 | Category: all | Response: 1

    Mother: How do you spell cheap?
    Toddler: M-O-M.

    Excelsior, Maynard’s Restaurant
    Overheard by the busser.

  • Did She Try To Ride Him?

    Date: 2008.12.03 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Receptionist (Wizard of Oz ia playing on the lobby TV): I used to have a dog that looked just like Toto. In fact, we named him Toto. Then he bit me in the face and we had to get rid of him.

    Excelsior Teen Clinic
    Overheard by D.R.B.

  • That’s The Trouble With Drunk Hippies

    Date: 2008.08.28 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Drunk hippie dude to very busty sober girl: HEYYYY, Big Boobs!
    Busty sober girl: Hey, Small Cock! See? Stating the obvious isn’t always the way to go with pick up lines, now move along.

    Excelsior, Bayside Grille
    Overheard by ooooh Burn.

  • Have A Second Stamp For “Freeloaders”

    Date: 2008.08.13 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Girl: At my wedding we are going to have an open bar, but I am going to charge those guys.  I am going to stamp their hands “cheap motherfuckers”.

    Excelsior, Bayside
    Overheard by this girl made my night.

  • Moral: Don’t Get Grounded

    Date: 2008.08.08 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Girl on cell: YOU PROMISED ME YOU WOULDN’T GET HIGH ANYMORE! Well, come to the commons and we can make out instead. I’d get your girlfriend to come and make out with you if she wasn’t fuckin’ grounded again. ‘Kay, see you soon.

    Excelsior Commons

  • The Other Stuff Is Called “Parenting”

    Date: 2008.07.07 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Really loud girl: I forgot to take it for, like, four days.
    Equally loud gay friend: Oh, just take four tonight.
    Really loud girl: Maybe I’ll just wait a week and then start it over.
    Friend (suggestively): Oh yeah, you can always do other stuff.

    Excelsior fireworks
    Overheard by and then they discussed the “other stuff”.

  • That’s Probably Why It Looked So Weird

    Date: 2008.07.06 | Category: all | Response: 0

    White suburban boy trying to be gangsta: Did you see that cat?!
    Suburban gangsta friend: That was a DOG, dumbass!!!

    Excelsior fireworks
    Overheard by you can’t be gangsta in downtown excelsior.

  • We All Know What That Means

    Date: 2008.07.06 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Teen, emphatically desperate to convince her friends: He wasn’t lying!! It was on Facebook!!

    Excelsior 4th of July fireworks
    Overheard by The Usher.

  • OR SUNSHINE!

    Date: 2008.06.30 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Woman, after a guy in bear suit walked by: If Bush gets his way there won’t be any more bears.

    Excelsior, MN
    Overheard by C.Dugan.