Middle-aged woman, to 2-year-old girl eating a lefse-wrapped hot dog: Do you like your hot dog?
Girl: Yep!
Woman: Yeah, those Swedes sure know their hot dogs.

Minneapolis, Midtown Farmer’s Market
Overheard by Actually, they were Norwegian.

Farmer’s market attendee, inspecting tomatoes: What varieties do you have?
Vendor: DELICIOUS!

St. Paul Farmer’s Market
Overheard by I’ll have what she’s having.

Totally serious friend: Happy Flag Day!

Farmer’s Market - Father’s Day
Overheard by good thing you’re pretty.

Girl, to coworker: I don’t need a fucking hug, I need a CIGARETTE!

Farmer’s Market
Overheard by word up.

Guy holding his girlfriend’s plants: So, do these things, like… grow?

Farmer’s Market
Overheard by only if you do it right.