College Senior from Wisconsin to group of college friends: Is George W. Bush still President?

Wabasha, Fat Fest
Overheard by Really?!?

Nice Minnesota mother after seeing a Fringe dance show: Oh, that sure was good, wasn’t it? (pause) How many pairs of underwear do you think they had, anyway?

Jeune Lune
Overheard by JfA.

Woman eating pasta out of Tupperware while standing in line for tickets to a Fringe show: This is hardcore theatre, people.

U of M, Rarig Center
Overheard by JfA.

Dad:  Put the dog down, let him walk.
Mom:  I don’t want Paulie to walk.
Kid: *sounding tired* Can I have a drink now?
Mom:  Yes, because Paulie’s thirsty too.  *long pause*  Not because Paulie’s more important than you…

Stone Arch Festival
Overheard by Gracen.