Posts Tagged ‘festivals’
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Some Of Them Might
Average joe: Bears? Aren’t the Minnesota bears the guys who go swimming in really cold water in the winter?
Minneapolis, Pride Parade
Overheard by he’s obviously never been to the mpls eagle. -
When A Shoulder Tap Doesn’t Get Her Attention
Woman: I’m pretty sure out of the corner of my eye I saw him knock Lara with his penis.
Minneapolis, TC Pride Festival
Overheard by I’m pretty sure that I heard her correctly. -
Still Glamorous
Girl #1: Look at all of those glamorous women!
Girl #2: Those are drag queens.Minneapolis, Pride Festival
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Stick With Beer And Cheeseburgers
Skinny 20′s something guy: I wish I had cleavage.
Saint Paul, Grand Old Day
Overheard by I don’t think I want to know… -
Unfortunately
College Senior from Wisconsin to group of college friends: Is George W. Bush still President?
Wabasha, Fat Fest
Overheard by Really?!? -
Hopefully As Much As They Needed
Nice Minnesota mother after seeing a Fringe dance show: Oh, that sure was good, wasn’t it? (pause) How many pairs of underwear do you think they had, anyway?
Jeune Lune
Overheard by JfA. -
Prepare To Rock
Woman eating pasta out of Tupperware while standing in line for tickets to a Fringe show: This is hardcore theatre, people.
U of M, Rarig Center
Overheard by JfA. -
She Says With Her Fingers Crossed
Dad: Put the dog down, let him walk.
Mom: I don’t want Paulie to walk.
Kid: *sounding tired* Can I have a drink now?
Mom: Yes, because Paulie’s thirsty too. *long pause* Not because Paulie’s more important than you…Stone Arch Festival
Overheard by Gracen.




