Posts Tagged ‘first ave’
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Someone Mixed Up My Order
Drunk short muscley guy: I’m a man with a small penis and a tall wife.
Minneapolis, First Ave
Overheard by Good to know. -
Why, Looking For One?
Crazy Bum (to teens standing in line for Too Much Love): Do you all have sex diseases?
Minneapolis, First Ave
Overheard by seriously? -
Didn’t Take Long
Dude skateboarding in front of First Ave: I’m whiskeyboarding! Just like waterboarding ‘cept you can get DRUNK!
Minneapolis, First Ave
Overheard by a.lil. -
Obviously She Means “Attractive On The Outside”
Girl waiting to check coat, to friend: Yeah, so, I only hang out with really attractive people. I mean, they totally have to be a certain level.
Friend: Oh, I know, totally, me too. That’s what I love about you!Minneapolis, First Avenue
Overheard by Eye-rolling coat check attendant. -
Then You Drink It
Creep: Hey you want a hit of this? It’s just water.
Minneapolis, First Ave
Overheard by No thanks. -
An STD Will Keep You Warm
Twentysomething guy, in line outside for Jeremy Messersmith concert: I would seriously have sex with someone random right now, just for the warmth factor.
Minneapolis, 7th St Entry
Overheard by Burrhead. -
They Just Can’t Get Away From This Association
Girl #1: Oh my God, there’s so much rust in this toilet! Ewwww.
Girl #2: Stop being so Mormon.Minneapolis, First Ave, Girl Talk concert
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Did Someone Threaten To Pick Her Scab?
Really Drunk Girl That Won’t Stop Bumping Into Me: Hold on, I have a little vomit in my mouth. Ok.
TMBG Concert, First Ave
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I’m Just Far Too Awesome Now
30-something chick with guy walking past 1st Avenue: I used to come here ALL the time… tragically enough.
Minneapolis, 7th Street and 1st Ave.
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It Actually Just Says “Nipple” With An Arrow
Drunk fellow concert-goer: You know, every tattoo has to have nipples on it somewhere.
[friend mumbles something]
Drunk fellow concert-goer: I even have tattoos of nipples… on my nipples!1st Avenue, Bon Iver concert
Overheard by So that’s what all those Chinese symbols are. -
They Disagree
Woman to two complete strangers (in a whimsical voice): There’s no two other people I would have standing in front of me right now.
1st Avenue, Bon Iver Concert
Overheard by Mr. Ross. -
Go Ride Your Bike
Thin Preteen Girl, walking by Skinny Water volunteers: Skinny Water! Does it make you skinny?
Minneapolis, First Avenue
Overheard by aeh. -
He Knows Better Now
Older, seemingly homeless guy to First Avenue staff member: What’s going on in here tonight? You got any Asian girls in there?
First Avenue staff member: Umm, it’s an 18+ show, so probably?
Older guy: Nah, I don’t want any YOUNG Asian chicks. Older ones!
Outside of First Avenue
Overheard by There’s something for everyone, I guess. -
No, They Aren’t
Attractive women standing behind me at the Band of Horses concert to her beautiful friend: Beards are the new black.
First Avenue Mainroom
Overheard by Why would I ever shave? -
And St Paul: Two Times Awesome.
Lead singer of The A-Sides: Minneapolites?? So, what do you call people from Minneapolis?
Guy in the crowd: AWESOME!
First Avenue -
Those Prince Fellas Really Know How To Rock.
40-something woman: Do you see that black building behind the Hard Rock Cafe? That’s called First Avenue.
70-something woman: Oh ya?
40-something woman: Have you heard of a band called Prince?
70-something woman: Oh ya?
40-something woman: They made that place famous.
6th Street, Crossing 1st Ave
Overheard by g_rote. -
Is That How Your Hair Got Like That?
Hipster Guy with Feathered Hair: So I went to First Avenue last night, and I’m pretty sure some guy beat the shit out of me.
5th Street and 13th Avenue, Dinkytown -
And If Quentin Told You To Jump Off A Bridge? Hmm?
Hipster male: The only reason I downloaded it is because Quentin Tarantino told me to.
First Avenue
Overheard by You can’t listen to all the voices in your head. -
With The Appropriate Drugs, Yes.
Girl #1: What was that place called, again?
Girl #2: First Ave.
Girl #1: Oh. Mankato is WAY cooler than First Ave!
Leaving First Ave
Overheard by Thought I knew what cool was. -
You’ve Been Practicing That, Haven’t You?
Homeless man shaking a plastic cup in his hand (singing): Quarter in my cup, get me fucked up!
Man waiting outside: I only have a dollar.
Homeless man (still singing and shaking): Dollar in my cup, get me reaaallll fucked up!
outside First Ave
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