Drunk Guy: You guys have a very limited burrito selection.
Clerk: Oh, well, why do you say that?
Drunk Guy: All you have is breakfast burritos. (pause) I think I have STDs.
Clerk: Why do you say that?
Drunk Guy: ‘Cause my penis hurts. (walks out)

Holiday on Broadway in Forest Lake
Overheard by Stay away from my burritos…

Fat kid in front of a vending machine: But I want it now.

Forest Lake Sr High School