Posts Tagged ‘fridley’
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Can’t Buy Love Unless It’s On A Payment Plan
Girl: I really love these moccasins! I wish I could buy them.
Boy: I could buy them for you!
Girl: Really? You would do that for me? (eyelashes batting)
Boy: Well yeah, I would just take it out of the $40 I owe you.
Girl: Oh.Fridley, Super Target
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He’s Here All Week!
Party guest: In Soviet Russia, Slim Jim snap into YOU!
Friendly Fridley, House of partay
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Have Some Overreaction
Exchange Student: Is it still illegal for black people to own guns?
Black Student: WHAT?!
Student: She’s from Germany! She doesn’t know.
Black Student: Oh, OK. Racist Nazi bitch.Fridley, Totino Grace HS
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Listen To Your Mother
Little Boy: What if I check a girl? What if I knock a girl down?
Mom: Why would you check a girl? They’re on YOUR team.
Little Boy: I don’t know. It would be an accident, but what’s going to happen if I check a girl?
Dad: If the girls want to play with the boys, LAY THEM OUT!Friendly Fridley, Key’s Cafe
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They’re On Tour
Target employee: May I help you find something?
Female customer in mid-40s with smoker voice: Uhh, yeah, I’m looking for the AC/DC adapters and can’t find ‘em.Fridley, SuperTarget
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That’s How Bertie Likes It
80-something year old lady to her two BFF’s of the same age: I saw Bertie and his lady friend at the State Fair. Yes, she’s a large woman, tall and quite big. I mean, you could say that about a lot of people, but she’s very large. When she hugs him, it’s all lady and no Bertie!
Fridley, Old Country Buffet
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That’s One Way To Solve It
Dad to son: Buddy, you have to breathe. You can’t hold your breath forever.
Son: No! I’m never going to breathe again. I hate it!
Dad: …Sounds good.Fridley, Lifetime Fitness Pool
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Distance
Young lady on cell phone: I showered Wednesday! What more do you want from me?!
Fridley SuperTarget, on a Saturday
Overheard by Alexis.
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