Posts Tagged ‘gas station’

  • It’s A New Supplement I’ve Been Taking

    Date: 2009.08.30 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Girl sitting in car: Is it cold out there?
    Man pumping gas: Why? Do my nipples look hard?
    Girl: Yes.
    Man: My nipples are always hard.

    Woodbury, BP gas station
    Overheard by my nipples are just fine, thanks.

  • Hope It’s Cleaner

    Date: 2009.05.11 | Category: all | Response: 1

    SA Cashier: I get more ass than a toilet seat.

    St. Paul, Snelling Ave. Super America
    Overheard by KC.

  • We Haven’t Gotten There Yet

    Date: 2009.03.01 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Father to daughter: I need your attention for a second.
    Daughter: YOU HATE ME?!?!

    Oakdale, Super America
    Overheard by hmmm, clean the ears.

  • Feel The Sting

    Date: 2009.02.10 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Teenage girl #1: This guy in my science class argued with me for twenty minutes about whether quaint was a word or not.
    Father: Well, why didn’t you just get a dictionary and show him?
    Teenage girl #1: They don’t have dictionaries in my science class.
    Teenage girl #2: They don’t have bibles either. Bam! Roasted!

    Silver Lake, Gas Station
    Overheard by The power of Christ compels you!

  • A Waste Of A Weekend And A Hole

    Date: 2009.02.03 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Guy: Yah, he was so sick last weekend, he couldn’t even stare down a hole.

    Snelling & Summit SA
    Overheard by Ed.

  • What Mess Is That?

    Date: 2008.11.11 | Category: all | Response: 0

    20 something man on his cell phone: Well, yeah. I was gonna ask her out but then I found out she voted for Obama. (pause) Yeah, she got us into this mess!

    White Bear Lake, Gas Station
    Overheard by Your vote REALLY counts.

  • That Sounds Pretty Easy

    Date: 2008.08.13 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Clerk #1:  My mind is shot.
    Clerk #2, seriously: Just unshoot it.

    Uptown Super America
    Overheard by Let me just grab my un-gun…

  • The Pessimist

    Date: 2008.08.12 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Woman, upon opening a bag of Doritos:  Shiiiit.  This bag of chips is only half full.

    Burnsville, Super America
    Overheard by Should have read the fine print.

  • It Should Be A Show About Gas Prices Going Down

    Date: 2008.08.07 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Older Somali Woman: I can’t believe that we have to watch Fox News while at the gas station.
    Younger Somali Woman: I know. It should be  MTV.

    West Bank Gas Station
    Overheard by Fox News seems oddly appropriate.

  • Yes

    Date: 2008.07.10 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Very Large Gangster to gas station employee: An angel at the pump told me I need to see you to pay inside.  You think that’s a coincidence?

    Holiday Station on Franklin Ave.
    Overheard by Pickup lines don’t work.

  • Just Preparing Him For Life

    Date: 2008.07.09 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Elementary aged boy: I love the Wild and hockey is my favorite sport!!!!!
    Little brother: Ok, but you are really bad at it.

    the Freedom station in Mahtomedi
    Overheard by HEY-OH!

  • Thanks For Stopping By! Don’t Come Back Soon!

    Date: 2008.07.09 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Drunk Guy: You guys have a very limited burrito selection.
    Clerk: Oh, well, why do you say that?
    Drunk Guy: All you have is breakfast burritos. (pause) I think I have STDs.
    Clerk: Why do you say that?
    Drunk Guy: ‘Cause my penis hurts. (walks out)

    Holiday on Broadway in Forest Lake
    Overheard by Stay away from my burritos…

  • Doomed

    Date: 2008.07.07 | Category: all | Response: 0

    20-something cashier #1:  So, what’s up with the 4th of July? Why are we celebrating?
    20-something cashier #2:  Are you serious?
    20-something cashier #1:  Yeah, what’s up with the 4th of July?
    20-something cashier #2:  Uh, it’s our nation’s independence… you know, Independence Day?
    20-something cashier #1:  Oh, I didn’t know that.
    20-something cashier #2:  (shaking head)  Wow.

    Gas station in Uptown
    Overheard by Wow is right.  I’m scared for America.

  • All I Need To Know I Learned From Disney

    Date: 2008.06.24 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Little girl, referring to Sikh man in front of her wearing a turban and traditional clothing: What kind of man is that mommy?
    Mom: I think he is Middle Eastern.
    Little girl: Is he is like Aladdin?
    Mom: (a quiet) Shhh.

    waiting in line at SA in Minneapolis
    Overheard by Wishing for more wishes.

  • Nobody Ever Says No

    Date: 2008.05.12 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Mother shouting from car to her husband in Super America: GET ME SOME CHOCOLATE!

    Super America – CR 5 In Burnsville
    Overheard by Hey – Me too!

  • They Just Need Some Hugs

    Date: 2008.04.29 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Emo guy: Seriously… about ‘patio’, why isn’t it pronounced like ‘ratio’? Like, hey, let’s go eat lunch on the pay-shee-o.
    Equally emo girl: Yeah… learn about soft sounding T’s, bitches.

    gas station in anoka
    Overheard by good grief guys, go home.

  • Correction: Nobody Wants That

    Date: 2008.04.24 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Gay man: Not everyone wants to have their uterus opened!

    Gas Station near Arden Hills
    Overheard by I’ll keep mine closed thank you.