Very Large Gangster to gas station employee: An angel at the pump told me I need to see you to pay inside.  You think that’s a coincidence?

Holiday Station on Franklin Ave.
Overheard by Pickup lines don’t work.

Elementary aged boy: I love the Wild and hockey is my favorite sport!!!!!
Little brother: Ok, but you are really bad at it.

the Freedom station in Mahtomedi
Overheard by HEY-OH!

Drunk Guy: You guys have a very limited burrito selection.
Clerk: Oh, well, why do you say that?
Drunk Guy: All you have is breakfast burritos. (pause) I think I have STDs.
Clerk: Why do you say that?
Drunk Guy: ‘Cause my penis hurts. (walks out)

Holiday on Broadway in Forest Lake
Overheard by Stay away from my burritos…

20-something cashier #1:  So, what’s up with the 4th of July? Why are we celebrating?
20-something cashier #2:  Are you serious?
20-something cashier #1:  Yeah, what’s up with the 4th of July?
20-something cashier #2:  Uh, it’s our nation’s independence… you know, Independence Day?
20-something cashier #1:  Oh, I didn’t know that.
20-something cashier #2:  (shaking head)  Wow.

Gas station in Uptown
Overheard by Wow is right.  I’m scared for America.

Little girl, referring to Sikh man in front of her wearing a turban and traditional clothing: What kind of man is that mommy?
Mom: I think he is Middle Eastern.
Little girl: Is he is like Aladdin?
Mom: (a quiet) Shhh.

waiting in line at SA in Minneapolis
Overheard by Wishing for more wishes.

Mother shouting from car to her husband in Super America: GET ME SOME CHOCOLATE!

Super America - CR 5 In Burnsville
Overheard by Hey - Me too!

Emo guy: Seriously… about ‘patio’, why isn’t it pronounced like ‘ratio’? Like, hey, let’s go eat lunch on the pay-shee-o.
Equally emo girl: Yeah… learn about soft sounding T’s, bitches.

gas station in anoka
Overheard by good grief guys, go home.

Gay man: Not everyone wants to have their uterus opened!

Gas Station near Arden Hills
Overheard by I’ll keep mine closed thank you.