10th
July
2008
Yes
Very Large Gangster to gas station employee: An angel at the pump told me I need to see you to pay inside. You think that’s a coincidence?
Holiday Station on Franklin Ave.
Overheard by Pickup lines don’t work.
tags: gas station , minneapolis |
9th
July
2008
Just Preparing Him For Life
Elementary aged boy: I love the Wild and hockey is my favorite sport!!!!!
Little brother: Ok, but you are really bad at it.
the Freedom station in Mahtomedi
Overheard by HEY-OH!
tags: gas station , kids , mahtomedi |
9th
July
2008
Thanks For Stopping By! Don’t Come Back Soon!
Drunk Guy: You guys have a very limited burrito selection.
Clerk: Oh, well, why do you say that?
Drunk Guy: All you have is breakfast burritos. (pause) I think I have STDs.
Clerk: Why do you say that?
Drunk Guy: ‘Cause my penis hurts. (walks out)
Holiday on Broadway in Forest Lake
Overheard by Stay away from my burritos…
tags: drunks , forest lake , gas station |
7th
July
2008
Doomed
20-something cashier #1: So, what’s up with the 4th of July? Why are we celebrating?
20-something cashier #2: Are you serious?
20-something cashier #1: Yeah, what’s up with the 4th of July?
20-something cashier #2: Uh, it’s our nation’s independence… you know, Independence Day?
20-something cashier #1: Oh, I didn’t know that.
20-something cashier #2: (shaking head) Wow.
Gas station in Uptown
Overheard by Wow is right. I’m scared for America.
tags: gas station , uptown |
24th
June
2008
All I Need To Know I Learned From Disney
Little girl, referring to Sikh man in front of her wearing a turban and traditional clothing: What kind of man is that mommy?
Mom: I think he is Middle Eastern.
Little girl: Is he is like Aladdin?
Mom: (a quiet) Shhh.
waiting in line at SA in Minneapolis
Overheard by Wishing for more wishes.
tags: gas station , kids , minneapolis , moms |
12th
May
2008
Nobody Ever Says No
Mother shouting from car to her husband in Super America: GET ME SOME CHOCOLATE!
Super America - CR 5 In Burnsville
Overheard by Hey - Me too!
tags: burnsville , gas station |
29th
April
2008
They Just Need Some Hugs
Emo guy: Seriously… about ‘patio’, why isn’t it pronounced like ‘ratio’? Like, hey, let’s go eat lunch on the pay-shee-o.
Equally emo girl: Yeah… learn about soft sounding T’s, bitches.
gas station in anoka
Overheard by good grief guys, go home.
tags: anoka , gas station |
24th
April
2008
Correction: Nobody Wants That
Gay man: Not everyone wants to have their uterus opened!
Gas Station near Arden Hills
Overheard by I’ll keep mine closed thank you.
tags: arden hills , gas station |