Posts Tagged ‘golden valley’
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In Another Dimension
Davanni’s take out girl, taking a credit card expiration date over phone, to co-worker: Is December, like, 11?
Golden Valley, Davanni’s
Overheard by Joe D. -
I Know How Tall He Is
Greasy boy: It’s something a two year old would do. He’s not two, he’s, like, eight times older than that.
Friend: So, he’s sixteen?
Greasy boy: I dunno.Golden Valley, Summer Activities/School bus
Overheard by so this is why he’s going to summer school… -
All I Know Is It’s Way Cooler Than A Worm
Little boy: I heard that you dissect a buffalo in the seventh grade! Or maybe it was a zebra.
Golden Valley, Summer Activities Bus
Overheard by hmm. Don’t remember that lesson… -
With A Small Engine
Teenage girl #1: I wish I would have been the first person to invent the airplane, ever!
Teenage girl #2: I want to be the first person to invent a working hover-craft.
Teenage girl #1: What is that, a frisbee?Golden Valley, Starbucks
Overheard by Yes. Yes it is. -
Like Explaining Anything To A Newborn?
Freshman on bus: He was lost for, like, thirty minutes! It was like explaining two plus two to a newborn!
Golden Valley, Bus to Cooper
Overheard by She’s annoying, but I like this. -
This Brings Out The 12 Year Old Boy In My Head
Older woman with very pronounced MN accent talking to friend: We’re hooked on the nuts. Yeah, they’re really good for you.
Friend: Yeah, nuts are great.Golden Valley, Mort’s Deli
Overheard by jenc17. -
No Mascot For Tonight’s Big Game Between HealthPartners And Fairview
Job placement person: Here is this position being a HealthPartners mascot, like Pete the Pee Cup or Sam the Syringe.
Job seeker: I really don’t have cheerleading experience.Golen Valley, Place where you find jobs
Overheard by Neither do I. -
It’s Quieter
50-something guy in another cube: They’re all dead. But that’s cool.
Golden Valley, An office
Overheard by a volunteer. -
MY FAVORITE!
One worker talking over her cube to another: Squashed monkeys are awesome.
Golden Valley, Cubicle forest just like any other
Overheard by Damned, dirty apes. -
You Kind Of Asked
Male boss into phone, excitedly: So how’s the pregnancy going?! [pause] Well, that’s great! Are you going to go C-section? [short pause] Look, I don’t need to hear about your placenta. You start telling me about your uterus, and we can just be done talking about this. I don’t need to hear about your women’s things.
Small office in Golden Valley, MN
Overheard by this, from the guy who says he knows what childbirth is like? -
Grey Cube Walls vs. Grey Cell Walls
One disgruntled employee to another after a seemingly comfortable silence: Seriously, though, how many years do you think I would have to serve if I burnt down the building?
Golden Valley, MN
Overheard by warn me to call in that day.
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