One worker talking over her cube to another: Squashed monkeys are awesome.

Golden Valley, Cubicle forest just like any other
Overheard by Damned, dirty apes.

Male boss into phone, excitedly: So how’s the pregnancy going?! [pause] Well, that’s great! Are you going to go C-section? [short pause] Look, I don’t need to hear about your placenta. You start telling me about your uterus, and we can just be done talking about this. I don’t need to hear about your women’s things.

Small office in Golden Valley, MN
Overheard by this, from the guy who says he knows what childbirth is like?

One disgruntled employee to another after a seemingly comfortable silence: Seriously, though, how many years do you think I would have to serve if I burnt down the building?

Golden Valley, MN
Overheard by warn me to call in that day.