Posts Tagged ‘government center’

  • You Will Have Some Good Material

    Date: 2010.01.25 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Lady on cellphone while filling out papers: If this government job doesn’t work out I can always try stand up.

    Minneapolis, Government Center

  • How Much Are The Tickets?

    Date: 2008.11.16 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Man to another man, regarding sign eading “Don’t Put Us At The Back of the Marriage Bus”: Wait… there’s a marriage bus?

    Government Plaza, No on 8 Solidarity Rally
    Overheard by I’ll take the train instead.

  • Sounds Refreshing!

    Date: 2008.04.24 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Annoyed lady on cell phone in bathroom stall: Mmm hmmm, uh huh, mmm hmm, yep… oh before that, can you tell her to lick my ass, too?

    Government Center
    Overheard by I hope she’s not talking about me.

  • Sometimes The Truth Is Stanky

    Date: 2008.04.24 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Woman talking to new mother: What a cute baby!  It’s a blessing to be around babies, it surely is.  They so peaceful.  It’s a blessing from Jesus Christ.
    Mother: (inaudible)
    Woman: He got a Biblical name! (does a little dance)  …Jacob, Abraham, Isaac!  You go, Abraham, and rewrite the Constitution, because they didn’t include nothing about blacks.  Don’t understand why we gotta come to court no how.  They gotta drag us in here against our will.  Guess they couldn’t keep hanging us.  Couldn’t keep raping our daughters.  Now they press charges against the blacks for every little thing.  Always arresting us, letting us go, arresting us again.  Always bringing us to court, letting us go, bringing us back in to court.  I know a guy who’s in jail over a little $15 check.  I hate ‘em all.  I hate lying, deceiving, perpetrating. But I don’t hate the truth.  (attending to baby) Oh, he stanky! He stanky!

    Government Center, Minneapolis
    Overheard by sxoidmal.

  • The Defendant Thanks You

    Date: 2008.04.16 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Incredulous girl: They wanted me to do jury duty. I told them I ain’t no snitch!

    Government Center escalators
    Overheard by that doesn’t make sense.

  • Time To Set More Attainable Goals

    Date: 2008.04.10 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Thug#1: Man, it feels good to be out.  I ain’t ever goin’ back to jail!
    Thug#2: Yeah.
    Thug#1: Did I tell you Jane* called me last night?
    Thug#2: No.
    Thug#1: I didn’t answer though, I was too high.

    Government Center, Minneapolis
    Overheard by please go back to jail.