College boy: I’m gonna go to the bathroom. (pause) The bathroom door’s locked. (pause) Hey! Is there a reason the bathroom door’s locked?

Caribou Coffee at Snelling and Grand
Overheard by the guy on the toilet — please just go away.

Drunk Girl #1: This is the third time I’ve gone to the bathroom tonight, I think I have diabetes.
Drunk Girl #2: Really? Is that a symptom?
Drunk Girl #1: Yeah, when you have diabetes you have to pee a lot.
Drunk Girl #2: Maybe it’s just all of the beer you drank?
Drunk Girl #1: Yeah, that could be it.

Billy’s on Grand
Overheard by Beer + More Beer = many trips to the bathroom.