Posts Tagged ‘grandma’

  • She Didn’t Say She Was Wearing Them

    Date: 2009.05.31 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Grandma: I just got new hearing aids.
    Father (Son of Grandma): How are they working?
    Grandma: (no response)
    Father: Mom? Are they working?
    Grandma: That’s nice.
    Son (Grandchild): I think that’s your answer.

    Burnsville, Red Lobster
    Overheard by What did you say?

  • Does Grandma Have To Poop?

    Date: 2008.09.06 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Grandma to grandson: Okay, lets take out your penis. There you go.
    Grandson (screeches): I DONT HAVE TO POOP!
    Grandma: It’s okay.
    Grandson (still screeching): I DONT HAVE TO POOP
    Grandma: You don’t have to.
    Grandson: I DONT HAVE TO POOP!
    Grandma: Okay, well wait here while Grandma goes to the bathroom.

    MN State Fair bathroom
    Overheard by i would like to poop in peace…