Posts Tagged ‘greenway’

  • His Mom Really Needs To Lighten Up

    Date: 2010.09.06 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Man biking to friend: I don’t see how they could get so mad, when you only gave them the finger.

    Minneapolis, On the Midtown Greenway near the Midtown Market
    Overheard by A. Johnson.

  • Only If You’re Buying The Good Stuff

    Date: 2009.11.08 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Bicyclist to another: I don’t even taste alcohol anymore. Is that bad?

    Minneapolis, Midtown Greenway
    Overheard by Amy.

  • Thank Goodness For The Bunny

    Date: 2009.06.28 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Girl who’s stopped on her bike, to another girl: I’ve never had that even come close to happening. When it almost does, the bunny always tells me.

    Minneapolis, Grassy Knoll on the Greenway Bike Path
    Overheard by Alice in Wonderland.

  • Your Dog Is Actually Just Really Small

    Date: 2008.10.21 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Conventioneer, on the phone: The squirrels here are crazy.  They’re, like, as big as our dog!

    Minneapolis, Loring Greenway
    Overheard by your dog sucks.

  • The Cost Of Adopting Pets Has Gone Up In Recent Months

    Date: 2008.07.02 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Man in his 40s, talking to a friend who’s fixing his bike: So I was like, “If I paid $140, I expect to get pussy!”

    Loring Park Greenway
    Overheard by Heading to the animal shelter now.

  • All Of Them?

    Date: 2008.04.23 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Little boy taking a curb a little too fast on his bike: WHOA! Oh, that hurt my groins.

    near the Greenway
    Overheard by claudia.