Man in his 40s, talking to a friend who’s fixing his bike: So I was like, “If I paid $140, I expect to get pussy!”

Loring Park Greenway
Overheard by Heading to the animal shelter now.

Little boy taking a curb a little too fast on his bike: WHOA! Oh, that hurt my groins.

near the Greenway
Overheard by claudia.