Bicyclist to another: I don’t even taste alcohol anymore. Is that bad?

Minneapolis, Midtown Greenway
Overheard by Amy.

Girl who’s stopped on her bike, to another girl: I’ve never had that even come close to happening. When it almost does, the bunny always tells me.

Minneapolis, Grassy Knoll on the Greenway Bike Path
Overheard by Alice in Wonderland.

Conventioneer, on the phone: The squirrels here are crazy.  They’re, like, as big as our dog!

Minneapolis, Loring Greenway
Overheard by your dog sucks.

Man in his 40s, talking to a friend who’s fixing his bike: So I was like, “If I paid $140, I expect to get pussy!”

Loring Park Greenway
Overheard by Heading to the animal shelter now.

Little boy taking a curb a little too fast on his bike: WHOA! Oh, that hurt my groins.

near the Greenway
Overheard by claudia.