27th May 2008

An Open Book

Girl: 45 whole seconds huh?
Guy (defensively): Well, I haven’t been masturbating!

Grumpy’s in Roseville
Overheard by maybe you should.

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24th July 2007

But Do They Have Bears? (Crickets…)

Girl: Fifteen Dollars?!? Why would I pay fifteen when I can go to Como Zoo for free?
Guy: Because they don’t have lions and tigers at the Como Zoo.
Girl: So what?
Guy: Yeah, you’ve got a point. Want another drink?

Grumpy’s Northeast patio
Overheard by An Amused Veteranarian.

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