Posts Tagged ‘gustavus’

• Eric Didn’t Wait For Him To Leave Last Time

  Date: 2009.01.23 | Category: all | Response: 0

  College Boy: That’s it, I’m definitely telling Eric to stop having sex in my bed.

  St. Peter, Gustavus Adolphus Cafeteria
  Overheard by I hope Eric is your roommate.

• That Seems Worthwhile

  Date: 2009.01.05 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Boy to friend while walking: I think I’m going to take that class as a pass/fail. That way, I only have to go half the time.

  St. Peter, Gustavus Adolphus College
  Overheard by good idea!

• You Just Gave Them Another Reason

  Date: 2008.11.08 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Some guy walking by, to two boths throwing snowballs: Don’t hit me! I’m wearing suede!

  St. Peter, Gustavus
  Overheard by wished they hadn’t listened.

• Which Is Also What Happens After You Tour The SPAM Museum

  Date: 2008.10.29 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Nerd girl to nerd boy: Yeah, but your hands just smell like cheese afterward. Ick.

  St. Peter, Gustavus cafeteria
  Overheard by that is NOT appropriate dinner conversation.

• Which Is A Bad Thing

  Date: 2008.10.24 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Boy leaving dorm next door: Don’t read too much Cosmo, it might lead to experimentation.

  St. Peter, Dorms at Gustavus
  Overheard by Next-dorm neighbor.

• There Are No Surprises Left

  Date: 2008.10.06 | Category: all | Response: 0

  College girl walking through student union: You would be amazed by what I can do with the English language.

  St. Peter, Gustavus Student Union
  Overheard by and what else can you do?

• We’ll Have To Know What It Is

  Date: 2008.10.02 | Category: all | Response: 0

  College Girl to Friend: He would never do that, he’s, like, really Christian.

  St Peter, Gustavus College
  Overheard by: Not a Christian.

• You Have To Really Love Urinal Cakes

  Date: 2008.07.27 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Student: Pirating Vista is like breaking into a bank to steal the urinal cakes.

  Gustavus Adolphus College
  Overheard by Vista Hater.

• We All Miss Hogwarts

  Date: 2008.07.10 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Random girl at library table: I like being here in winter, when no one is around. Reminds me of Hogwarts.

  Gustavus Adolphus College Library

• That Is The Opposite Of What You’re Trying To Say

  Date: 2008.07.10 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Soon-to-be college female graduate (Mid-argument): No, no… whore has a silent ‘w’, you know, just like ‘what’ or, ‘wait’.
  Male student: Are you joking? (extreme laughter ensues)

  Gustavus Adolphus College Library
  Overheard by Way to sound it out.

• Someone Always Goes Too Far

  Date: 2008.06.09 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Guy #1: You can’t molest the elderly.
  Guy #2: But they can molest you.
  Girl: I know, and I love it when they do.

  Gustavus Adolphus College, St. Peter, Olin Hall
  Overheard by if your employer heard you say that…

• But We’re So Proud Of Them

  Date: 2008.05.23 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Awkward professor #1: So, what are you up to this weekend?
  Awkward professor #2: Ohh, it’s usually whatever the kids have going on.
  Awkward professor #1: Oh, that’s what I figured.
  Awkward professor #2: Yeah, we were at a softball tournament all weekend last week.
  Awkward professor #1: Oh, yeah?
  Awkward professor #2: Yeah, it sucked.

  Midnight Express, Gustavus Adolphus College
  Overheard by i’m glad he’s not MY dad.

• The 24-Hour Version

  Date: 2008.05.16 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Basketball boy #1: I feel like someone hit me over the head with the ebola virus.
  Basketball boy #2: Dude, get real.  That’s like saying you caught a touch of the AIDS.

  cardio room, Gustavus
  Overheard by because they’re the same.

• So, I’m Giving You Another Chance Later

  Date: 2008.05.08 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Cool guy to roommate: That’s not even the most awkward thing you’ve walked in on me doing.

  Gustavus Cafeteria, St. Peter , MN
  Overheard by i don’t even want to know.

• Life Is Confusing Sometimes

  Date: 2008.05.06 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Blonde:  I’m STARVING!  But I’m really not hungry.
  Friend: That doesn’t make sense.
  Blonde: I know, but it’s how I feel!

  Gustavus coffee shop
  Overheard by just let it out.

• Well, Now You’ve Admitted To Knowing Her Age

  Date: 2008.05.04 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Freshman Boy #1: 15?  Did she have a license?
  Freshman Boy #2: No, her mom dropped her off.

  Cafeteria, Gustavus Adolphus College
  Overheard by I won’t tell if you won’t tell.

• We Can All Appreciate That

  Date: 2008.04.25 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Girl to male friend:  So, do you like her or what?
  Male friend:  I guess I haven’t really decided a yes or no yet. She has good teeth, though.

  Coffee Shop, Gustavus
  Overheard by Talk about standards.

• Where Isn’t It?

  Date: 2008.04.22 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Ditzy blonde girl #1: Damn corporate America.
  Ditzy blonde girl #2: Yeah, where is corporate America?

  Student center, Gustavus Adolphus college
  Overheard by . . really?

• Limericks Are Better

  Date: 2008.04.21 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Hooded sweatshirt boy to friends: Oh guys, I totally thought up an awesome tongue twister while I was homeless!

  Student center, Gustavus Adolphus college
  Overheard by ORLY?!

• HEY-OH!

  Date: 2008.04.18 | Category: all | Response: 0

  Event-planning girl #1, discussing kids’ carnival: We could make them play a game where they have to hop like bunnies, for prizes.
  Event-planning girl #2, in charge of mascot and prizes: Yeah, and then he could pull it out.
  Random boy far across lobby: THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!

  Library, Gustavus
  Overheard by he beat me to the punchline!