Pre-teen girl pointing at the huge portrait of Sir Tyrone Guthrie in front of the Guthrie: Look mom! Walt Disney!
Mom: Oh yeah!  It sure is!

Guthrie
Overheard by Close, but no.

Teenage boy (surrounded by girls and there’s an awkward silence): So, do you guys play the Penis Game?

Guthrie Theater
Overheard by No, I don’t.

Older man waiting outside the woman’s bathroom: You’re not my wife.
Older woman coming out of the bathroom: Oh, no I’m not.
Older man: Oh well, maybe next time.

Level 5 at the Guthrie
Overheard by Salad.

(baby screaming very loudly somewhere in the building)
Young, model-looking, platinum blond, pregnant woman: OH my GOD! WHAT is that SOUND?!
Man: That’s the sound of your future.

The Guthrie
Overheard by keep reading What to Expect When Expecting, please!

Old Wife clearly at the end of a long rant: One bad step and you could fall right off this balcony. You don’t seem to understand the severity of this situation!! The last thing you need is a fall like Bertha* had last night and BOOM, your life is over!
Calm Old husband: Darling, I live with that every day.

balcony of the Guthrie
Overheard by glad i’m not her husband.

Woman #1: Where is the sink?
Woman #2: I think under here.
Woman #1: Oh. It reminds me of a cow thing.
Woman #2: You mean a trough?

Guthrie Restroom

Guy walking down street before storm:The sky is apoco…apocalyp… I mean it looks like the sky in Ghostbusters.

Outside the Guthrie
Overheard by little old me.