Posts Tagged ‘guthrie’
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It’ll Make Sense Someday
Tour guide: We call this the Endless Bridge.
Confused tour participant: Wait, why is it called a bridge? It doesn’t go anywhere.Minneapolis, Guthrie Theater, Chicago Road
Overheard by Now that’s showbiz. -
It’s Lost Its Impact
Man (to wife): Well fine! OLDSMOBILES FOR EVERYONE THEN!!
Minneapolis, Level Five restaurant at the Guthrie
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No Such Thing
Attendee: So, how do you like the show? Pretty good, huh? Better than being drunk in a limo! Ha!
Christmas Carol, The Guthrie Theater
Overheard by please no, you didn’t. -
It’s Far More Useful
Woman #1 viewing the Guthrie Theater’s Endless Bridge for the first time: What is that!?!
Woman #2 confidently repiles: That’s the Bridge to Nowhere.Outside the Guthrie Theater
Overheard by Who knew we were actually in Alaska? -
It’s His Glorious Hair, Isn’t It?
One elderly man to another at Wednesday’s matinee of Little House on the Prairie: I didn’t want to come to this. My wife dragged me. I hate Michael Landon.
Minneapolis, Guthrie Theater
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Who Else Would It Be?
Pre-teen girl pointing at the huge portrait of Sir Tyrone Guthrie in front of the Guthrie: Look mom! Walt Disney!
Mom: Oh yeah! It sure is!Guthrie
Overheard by Close, but no. -
That’s A Pick Up Line That Will Serve Him Well For Years
Teenage boy (surrounded by girls and there’s an awkward silence): So, do you guys play the Penis Game?
Guthrie Theater
Overheard by No, I don’t. -
Scoping Out Potential Upgrades
Older man waiting outside the woman’s bathroom: You’re not my wife.
Older woman coming out of the bathroom: Oh, no I’m not.
Older man: Oh well, maybe next time.Level 5 at the Guthrie
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They Don’t Talk About That In Books
(baby screaming very loudly somewhere in the building)
Young, model-looking, platinum blond, pregnant woman: OH my GOD! WHAT is that SOUND?!
Man: That’s the sound of your future.The Guthrie
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Next Step Is Sweatpants In Public.
Old Wife clearly at the end of a long rant: One bad step and you could fall right off this balcony. You don’t seem to understand the severity of this situation!! The last thing you need is a fall like Bertha* had last night and BOOM, your life is over!
Calm Old husband: Darling, I live with that every day.

balcony of the Guthrie
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Sure, If That’s The Technical Term For It.
Woman #1: Where is the sink?
Woman #2: I think under here.
Woman #1: Oh. It reminds me of a cow thing.
Woman #2: You mean a trough?

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Just Before The Staypuff Marshmallow Man Stepped On Him.
Guy walking down street before storm:The sky is apoco…apocalyp… I mean it looks like the sky in Ghostbusters.

Outside the Guthrie
Overheard by little old me.




