Posts Tagged ‘hamline’
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It’s Never Too Late To Change Course
College girl: Ugh, that just makes me sad that I’m doing calculus instead of having babies!
St Paul, Hamline University
Overheard by well you could always do both… -
For Everyone But The Dog
Guy walking by: Parties are like a million times better when there’s a dog there!
St. Paul Hamline Frat Row
Overheard by Maybe you should just party at the pet shop. -
People Have Been Making It Rich This Way Forever
College girl #1: Isn’t that cheating?
College girl #2: It totally isn’t cheating. It’s just stealing other people’s ideas.
College girl #1: Sign me up!St. Paul, Hamline University, Bush Library 2nd Floor
Overheard by I’m pretty sure that’s cheating. -
The College Experience
Guy to friend standing with him with egg sized hickeys all over his neck: Wow, she must have been really good, her mouth had to have been huge!
Hickey-boy: I have no idea, I was asleep when it happened.St. Paul, Sorin Dining Hall, Hamline Univ.
Overheard by how did you manage to sleep through THAT?? -
Your Life Is Over
Random boy on the Quad: FUCK, Heroes was on tonight!!
St. Paul, Hamline University
Overheard by it’s that important, huh? -
Light Some Candles, Baby
Male student on phone: Yeah, I got my nipples pierced. I’m so excited to show you.
Saint Paul, Hamline University
Overheard by That’s hot. -
Will It Be Her Mom’s First Time Seeing Boobs?
Female voice: Dude, Julie Andrews shows her tits in the movie S.O.B! (pause) Fuck yeah, she’s a dame! (pause) Watch it with Mom and tell me if she freaks out.
Hamline dorm hallway
Overheard by My, your voice carries. -
That’s Not At All True
Classmate: Skipping class is like masturbation… It’s fun for awhile, but ultimately, it’s just gonna fuck up your stuff.
Ethics class – Hamline
Overheard by Constant class “masturbator”. -
But, Happy Valentine’s Anyway?
Jock #1 to Jock #2 while walking: I’m sorry I had sex with you. I can’t remember it.

Hamline University
Overheard by I wonder who’s more sorry? -
It Was Kind Of Compelling
Hipster English major: All ‘The Grapes of Wrath’ told me was that the proletariat was hungry. It made me want to give them a ham sandwich. That doesn’t make it a good book.

Hamline University
Overheard by average Steinbeck-enjoying student. -
So Does My Grandma.
Guy: I’m a modern guy. I’m in with the times. I eat bran.

Hamline campus
Overheard by Lindsay. -
Well Then. Good Luck With Physics.
Girl studying physics next to “glass pipe”: The Japanese didn’t mean to bomb Pearl Harbor!
Guy studying physics without bong: What, were they just flying around the Pacific lost, then realized they were running low on gas so they decided to drop a bunch of bombs to conserve fuel?
Girl: No, America tricked them into it.
Guy: Damnit, I’m not studying with you anymore.

Hamline University’s Manor Hall
Overheard by Guy that would study with her on mute.




