Female voice:  Dude, Julie Andrews shows her tits in the movie S.O.B!  (pause)  Fuck yeah, she’s a dame!  (pause)  Watch it with Mom and tell me if she freaks out.

Hamline dorm hallway
Overheard by My, your voice carries.

Classmate: Skipping class is like masturbation… It’s fun for awhile, but ultimately, it’s just gonna fuck up your stuff.

Ethics class - Hamline
Overheard by Constant class “masturbator”.

Jock #1 to Jock #2 while walking: I’m sorry I had sex with you. I can’t remember it.

Hamline University
Overheard by I wonder who’s more sorry?

Hipster English major: All ‘The Grapes of Wrath’ told me was that the proletariat was hungry. It made me want to give them a ham sandwich. That doesn’t make it a good book.

Hamline University
Overheard by average Steinbeck-enjoying student.

Guy: I’m a modern guy. I’m in with the times. I eat bran.

Hamline campus
Overheard by Lindsay.

Girl studying physics next to “glass pipe”: The Japanese didn’t mean to bomb Pearl Harbor!
Guy studying physics without bong: What, were they just flying around the Pacific lost, then realized they were running low on gas so they decided to drop a bunch of bombs to conserve fuel?
Girl: No, America tricked them into it.
Guy: Damnit, I’m not studying with you anymore.

Hamline University’s Manor Hall
Overheard by Guy that would study with her on mute.