Posts Tagged ‘hamline’

  • It’s Never Too Late To Change Course

    Date: 2009.02.12 | Category: all | Response: 1

    College girl: Ugh, that just makes me sad that I’m doing calculus instead of having babies!

    St Paul, Hamline University
    Overheard by well you could always do both…

  • For Everyone But The Dog

    Date: 2008.11.10 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Guy walking by: Parties are like a million times better when there’s a dog there!

    St. Paul Hamline Frat Row
    Overheard by Maybe you should just party at the pet shop.

  • People Have Been Making It Rich This Way Forever

    Date: 2008.11.04 | Category: all | Response: 0

    College girl #1: Isn’t that cheating?
    College girl #2: It totally isn’t cheating. It’s just stealing other people’s ideas.
    College girl #1: Sign me up!

    St. Paul, Hamline University, Bush Library 2nd Floor
    Overheard by I’m pretty sure that’s cheating.

  • The College Experience

    Date: 2008.10.27 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Guy to friend standing with him with egg sized hickeys all over his neck: Wow, she must have been really good, her mouth had to have been huge!
    Hickey-boy: I have no idea, I was asleep when it happened.

    St. Paul, Sorin Dining Hall, Hamline Univ.
    Overheard by how did you manage to sleep through THAT??

  • Your Life Is Over

    Date: 2008.09.23 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Random boy on the Quad: FUCK, Heroes was on tonight!!

    St. Paul, Hamline University
    Overheard by it’s that important, huh?

  • Light Some Candles, Baby

    Date: 2008.09.13 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Male student on phone: Yeah, I got my nipples pierced.  I’m so excited to show you.

    Saint Paul, Hamline University
    Overheard by That’s hot.

  • Will It Be Her Mom’s First Time Seeing Boobs?

    Date: 2008.07.08 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Female voice:  Dude, Julie Andrews shows her tits in the movie S.O.B!  (pause)  Fuck yeah, she’s a dame!  (pause)  Watch it with Mom and tell me if she freaks out.

    Hamline dorm hallway
    Overheard by My, your voice carries.

  • That’s Not At All True

    Date: 2008.04.05 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Classmate: Skipping class is like masturbation… It’s fun for awhile, but ultimately, it’s just gonna fuck up your stuff.

    Ethics class – Hamline
    Overheard by Constant class “masturbator”.

  • But, Happy Valentine’s Anyway?

    Date: 2008.02.16 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

    Jock #1 to Jock #2 while walking: I’m sorry I had sex with you. I can’t remember it.

    Hamline University
    Overheard by I wonder who’s more sorry?

  • It Was Kind Of Compelling

    Date: 2007.12.19 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

    Hipster English major: All ‘The Grapes of Wrath’ told me was that the proletariat was hungry. It made me want to give them a ham sandwich. That doesn’t make it a good book.

    Hamline University
    Overheard by average Steinbeck-enjoying student.

  • So Does My Grandma.

    Date: 2006.11.10 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

    Guy: I’m a modern guy. I’m in with the times. I eat bran.

    Hamline campus
    Overheard by Lindsay.

  • Well Then. Good Luck With Physics.

    Date: 2006.10.26 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

    Girl studying physics next to “glass pipe”: The Japanese didn’t mean to bomb Pearl Harbor!
    Guy studying physics without bong: What, were they just flying around the Pacific lost, then realized they were running low on gas so they decided to drop a bunch of bombs to conserve fuel?
    Girl: No, America tricked them into it.
    Guy: Damnit, I’m not studying with you anymore.

    Hamline University’s Manor Hall
    Overheard by Guy that would study with her on mute.