Posts Tagged ‘hennepin’
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Yes, It’s Probably Exactly Like That
Very excited young white woman to friend: Omigod, they work us like slaves there.
Black man, reading book glances at them for a second
Southbound 4 bus, Hennepin/8th
Overheard by sxoidmal. -
Is That When A Little Whore Thinks She’s A Big Whore?
Middle Aged lady #1: My butt’s getting sooo huge.
Middle Aged lady #2: That’s because you have the big whore syndrome.
Middle Aged lady #1: Yeah.
Uptown – Hennepin Ave & 31st Steet
Overheard by I didn’t think women my mom’s age talked like that. -
Painful
Middle-aged woman talking to a guy on what appears to be their first date: So we got a big plate of nachos, and I noticed there was guacamole on the side, and I said, “Oh I just love guacamole, do you?” He said, “I’ve never tried it; I don’t eat green food.” I thought, you’re 35 and you don’t eat green food!? Then said, “What about salads?” He said, “I don’t eat salads.” (Laugh, laugh, laugh.) Oh, well, alright, have a good night. Nice to meet you.
The guy she’s on a date with: Ah… uh huh.
Uncommon Grounds/28th St. and Hennepin
Overheard by JC. -
She’s In Luck, It’s The Next Egg Nog Latte Flavor At Starbucks
Woman: A friend was telling me that the thing she likes most about the Christmas season is the smell of scotch tape.
Dunn Bros, 34th and Hennepin
Overheard by ORLY. -
Oh, We’re Still Using That Stereotype?
Old Man: I keep practicing that music so my fingers are going to look like an Englishman’s teeth.
Dunn Brothers, 34th and Hennepin
Overheard by ORLY. -
Getting People To Let You Kill Them Is A Tough Sell
Older homeless woman, yelling: Oh OK – so you don’t want to see Christ. Your loss!
Hennepin Ave. in front of the Lumber Exchange Building
Overheard by hapless pedestrian. -
Everyone Loves A Budget Stripper.
Short unattractive pudgy lady smoking: You know, I’ve danced here for 5 years and I’ve never made someone tip me if they are unemployed.
Outside Skyway lounge on Hennepin
Overheard by Now I know where to get free dances. -
No, We Don’t.
Old Navy-clad tourist: And over there’s the old Uptown Theatre. They always have good movies, but the place is known to be kind of sleazy, if you know what I mean.
Hennepin & Lagoon
Overheard by uh, is there a secret brothel in the basement? -
Hookers Wear Wristwatches?
Well dressed older black gentleman after being rejected by a very young woman: I have enough business with a 17-year-old as a hooker with a wristwatch!
10th and Hennepin
Overheard by Puzzled and Laughing. -
Those First Date Questions Are So Pesky.
Well Groomed Gay Guy with another well Groomed Gay Guy: So, Rich do you like it in the ass?
8th St & Hennepin
Overheard by Busting Out Laughing. -
The Eligible Men Are Everywhere, Ladies.
Early 20′s guy in Droopy Pants while giving his number to a girl at a bus stop: I don’t do the boyfriend/girlfriend thing. I’m too old for that.
Bus Stop at 8th and Hennepin
Overheard by Not old enough is more like it. -
Can You Get To Voicemail With Your Phone Up Your Ass? (Hi Dad!)
Mother with baby stroller crossing intersection to car driver who almost ran them over: Get off the phone!
Driver with cell phone on ear: I was just checking my messages!
34th and Hennepin
Overheard by Molly. -
Let’s Check The Scorecard.
Guy #1: His doctor said he has sensitive skin and gave him an ointment, but he was itching a lot down there.
Guy #2: Yeah, but he always itches down there.
Guy #1: But wasn’t he itching more than usual?
University & Hennepin
Overheard by Kedster. -
Did Your Mommy Tell You That?
Girl on cell phone: I’m a 5’1″ blonde girl from Edina. I can do whatever the fuck I want.
hennepin sidewalk-uptown
Overheard by can i punch you in the face? -
That’s True.
20-something girl: …let kids watch porn.
20-something guy: Yea, they’re gonna be f***ed up when they’re older anyways.
hennepin-uptown
Overheard by actually did a double-take. -
I Mean It, Really.
African-American Man #1: So they make a motherfuckin’ coffin and put it in the ground, then that guy….
African-American Man #2: Julian Bond.
African-American Man #1: Yeah, that motherfucker. He says, “No one will use the “N” Word anymore.”
African-American Man #2: That’s great. That word needs to go away. Don’t you agree?
African-American Man #1: Nigger, please. I totally find the word offensive, and I’m glad it’s gone.
Hennepin Ave and 10th St.
Overheard by Ironic, who find this to be a great definition of irony. -
Only If We Forget His Immortal Words.
Guy walking by in Uptown talking about Bob Barker: The show just won’t be the same without him. And the pet population is going to explode!
Lake and Hennepin
Overheard by The Truth Hurts. -
There’s Always Room For Jello!
A man wooing a fair maiden wearing some baby phat and apple bottom jeans: Damn, that’s gotta be Jello cause jam don’t jiggle like that.
5th and Hennepin -
CSI Will Be My Fate.
Cognizant Homeless Man: Man, you never even realize it – you start to watch the Price is Right instead of filing your taxes, and then BAM, you’re shitting in the park and wiping your ass with newspaper.
His buddy: Yeah Man. For me it was COPS.
Hennepin Ave
Overheard by Notwatchingthepriceisrighteveragain. -
But You Look Great, So Who Cares!
Girl in head to toe Bebe attire full with purse and shoes talking on a bedazzled phone: The check to my dad bounced.
Hennepin Ave Uptown
Overheard by The Uptowner.
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