Posts Tagged ‘hennepin’
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Imagine That.
Guy in white van at stoplight, motioning at me: You know if you roll all of the tobacco out of that cigarette and smoke just the paper it will taste really bad.
E. Hennepin
Overheard by Driving Away Quickly. -
Just When You Think Humanity Is Doomed…
Begger in Uptown: Spare change?
Passer-by: No thanks, got plenty.
Hennepin and Lake
Overheard by Get a job! -
In 1980, Maybe.
8 year old boy: We’re not getting this.
6 year old friend: Why not?
8 year old boy: Well because “Caddyshack” is the most offensive movie ever.
Hollywood Video on Hennepin Avenue
Overheard by Wonder what he thinks of “Waterworld”. -
Give The Eyebrows A Shot.
Flamingly gay guy on a cell phone outside of a salon: So I came in to get my hair cut and now I think I am going to get a wax. (pause) My ass hole silly! Where else would I need to get waxed!
Hennepin Ave
Overheard by Didn’t need to know… -
That’s Sweet, But They’ll Be Back.
Teenage Girl #1: You know what? I’m just, like, so done with drama.
Teenage Girl #2: Oh, I know! Me too! TOTALLY.
outside a coffee shop on hennepin
Overheard by Glad They Figured That One Out. -
WHY?
Girl on cell: NO MORE NATIVE AMERICANS!
Hennepin in Uptown
Overheard by amused. -
He Has A Lot More In Common With Lawyers Than He Realizes.
Homeless guy ranting: …and all the doctors and lawyers make the money!! I don’t have any money!! I better close my mouth. I can’t stop talking.
the public square behind the Hennepin County Building
Overheard by a lawyer who doesn’t make any money. -
Well, It’s Not Like Her Moral Compass Is Working.
Woman on cell phone: So, are you telling me we’ve been dating since Friday, and you just now remembered you have a girlfriend? When you were lying next to me on Saturday and Sunday, it never occurred to you that you have a girlfriend?
On a Hennepin bus (on Tuesday) -
That Is A Certainty.
Man on bus: Man God is all powerful. He knows everything, can be anywhere, can feel anything. Well, except God doesn’t cry.
Woman on bus: Excuse me?!?
Man on bus: Oh well, you know, man, woman, all powerful non-gendered being…
Woman on bus (now enraged): You do not know what you are talking about. If there is one thing I know for certain, it is that God cries!
Hennepin Ave #6 bus
Overheard by and he cries tears of hilarity. -
She’s Lying.
Older female social worker at the county: Yeah, so I have an intern too, she’s Korean, and she looks Asian too.
Hennepin County
Overheard by the other Asian intern. -
It Doesn’t Take Much To Detect Dumb, Though.
Parking Lot Attendant: (repeating) That’s SIX DOLLARS.
Driver: Do I look like I’m deaf?
Parking Lot Attendant: You can’t SEE deaf. You sound like you’re blind, though.
Lagoon & Hennepin – Loop Parking
Overheard by Honking Never Felt So Good. -
But She Is So Not Invited For Thanksgiving.
Bike rider to fellow bike rider: Well, I wouldn’t necessarily say I hate my mother.
32nd and Hennepin -
Easy For You To Say, This Is Uptown!
Mother driving shiny SUV to chic teenage daughter jumping out of the car: Don’t get shot!
SW corner of Lake and Hennepin (Outside the Gap)
Overheard by Smirking pedistrian. -
Except For 5-6 Hours Of The Day, She Means That.
Girl who had been talking loudly on her cell phone for the past 10-15 minutes: I don’t really like talking on the phone that much.
(she placed another call immediately after finishing this one)
6A bus on Hennepin
Overheard by Jess. -
If I Survive The Next Heart Attack, I’ll Hit My Target Weight.
Man on Cell Phone: I do about 50 Pushups every half hour and have a diet consisting of steak and yogurt.
Hennepin Avenue
Overheard by Jeff.
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