Guy: Law students are not hot.
Girl: I know some hot law students.
Guy: Well, the girls, yeah.  But not the guys.
Girl: No, guys too.
Guy: Well… they’re all dicks.

Herkimer
Overheard by i think someone feels a little threatened.

Woman to table of friends: So, there I was in Texas with a bunch of Asians and they didn’t know.

Herkimer patio
Overheard by That could have been me.