Guy: I will get you anything you want, I mean anything, if you walk back from lunch with your hand down my pants.
Girl: But we are already walking back from lunch, silly.
Guy: Starting now, if you walk back with your hands down my pants, I will get you anything.
Girl: Anything?

Plymouth, Wayzata High School
Overheard by really?

Girl #1: How was your cousin’s wedding?
Girl #2: Oh my god, it was the fanciest wedding I’ve ever been to. Like, they had an ice sculpture and everything.

Plymouth, Wayzata High School
Overheard by and we all know ‘ice sculpture’ is synonymous for ‘fancy’.

Boy, to girl behind him: Yeah, he totally told everyone he has herpes.

Hopkins High School
Overheard by wow… just wow.

Kid who feels the need to constantly talk: I rather smoke pot. I dunno, alchohol is too much for me to handle. A beer is about as strong as I can go, even that’s pushing it.
Equally incompetent friend: Yeah, dude, I love bud.

Plymouth, Wayzata high school first floor
Overheard by and remind me why you bother to speak?

Teen girl during a frenzied moment: Sometimes I just want to throw a ninja star.

Plymouth, Wayzata High School
Overheard by but most of the time you don’t?

Annoying freshman girl: So, I saw this big biker guy the other day. His shirt was a-flappin’ in the breeze, and he had a tramp stamp!

Robbinsdale, Cooper High School math
Overheard by That was totally me.

Kid who obviously isn’t 18: I wish i could live with my uncle. He would let me smoke, let me drink, even let me have hookers over.

Wayzata High School
Overheard by Hilarious.

GED girl #1: What kind of STD did your man get?
GED girl #2: No, SUV, like a truck!
GED girl #1: Oh, that’s much better.

New Hope, School
Overheard by Not a Nerd.

Teen Boy: Hey bud! Is it just me or did you grow some balls? Like, did your voice drop?
Younger Teen Boy: Ummm…
Teen Boy: I guess not.

Plymouth, Wayzata High School
Overheard by poor freshmen…

Social Sciences Teacher talking about the economic bailout: So, now they’re wanting to give a bunch of money to bail out Bernie Mac and Franny Mae and some people aren’t happy about that.

Plymouth, Wayzata High School, MoPro class
Overheard by Bernie Mac? Bernie Mac. ok.

Teacher (talking about what she did during lunch): It turned into this big litigation about mushrooms, then Ms. Lauren* said some rather unusal things, and then we talked about our alien.

Plymouth, Wayzata High School

Teen girl (walking up to another girl holding pizza boxes): Does anyone else like to stroke pizza boxes?

Plymouth,  Wayzata High School
Overheard by actually…

Underclassman girl: Scrotum! Scrotum! Ahhhh!

Anoka High School Hallway
Overheard by what conversation lead to that?

Guy #1: Dude, I gotta tell you about this lemon coffee cake.
Guy #2: I SAID NO!

Anoka High School
Overheard by oh geeze.

Teen Girl (standing next to friend in the middle of the hallway): Don’t you just love standing here?
Friend: Yeah, I feel like I’m just sinking into the floor.
Teen Girl: I’M SLEEPING!

Plymouth, Wayzata High School

Dad on cell phone after son has been gone for about ten minutes: If you can’t figure it out, then you don’t get no water! Bye!

Stillwater, SAHS Homecoming
Overheard by girl sitting in the isle.

Teenage slob-boy: Dude, I totally have a boner right now! Dude, seriously, feel this!!

Blaine, Centennial High School
Overheard by god how I wish my locker was someplace else.

Girl, pointing to a sandwich: Omigod! That’s like my childhood!

Plymouth, Wayzata High School

Guy, loudly to girlfriend: Show me your genitals.

Plymouth,  Wayzata High School Homecoming dance
Overheard by why parents are concerned about the new kind of dancing.

Teacher: Huh, nice shirt, know who that is?
Kid wearing a Che Guevara T-shirt: Uh, the drummer of Foo Fighters?
Teacher: No, it’s Che Guevara. Do you know who he is?
Kid in shirt: Oh, didn’t he, like, fight Communism and Castro?
Teacher (under his breath): (sigh) Fucking public education.

St. Paul, One of the high schools
Overheard by Ironic, who wondered if this kid will be in his class later.